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"You do not wish to know anything. You wish only to speak. That which you know, you ignore, because it is inconvenient. That which you do not know, you invent. But none of that matters, except that he was a good man, a kind man, who cared about the world, even when the world cared nothing for him."

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"It is the opinion of the Asgard high council that Stargate Command should be left in the very capable hands of General Hammond and his team. And while our continued friendship with Earth is not contingent on that, it is preferred."

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"I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined."


"Oh, we call 'em linebackers. Or serial killers, depends on if they're . . . professional or amateur."

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Excuse me, I have a call into Canada and you can only get a line once a week  .  .  .  No, Your Majesty it's not evil spirits, it's rain  .  .  . rain!  .  .  .   Yes, try and kill it if you want.

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"Pay no attention, Fritz! We still have plenty of ham left?"


"Yes, sir!"


"Good! [lividly angry] Sandwiches for us, for the guests in the front room... [screaming] but not for the police! The police shall receive no sandwiches!"

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"How do you allow Klingon peta'Q to walk around in a Starfleet uniform?"
"You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship. We know how to deal with spies."
"Remove this tohzah from my sight!"
"Your knowledge of Klingon curses is impressive. But, as a Romulan might say, only a veruul would use such language in public."

 

"We have everything we need for our report. Your prisoner has been returned to you. You have a decision to make: either try to force them back or welcome them home. In your own words, this is not our affair. We cannot interfere with the natural course of your society's development and I'd say it's likely to develop significantly during the next several minutes."

 

"They took everything I was. They used me to kill and to destroy and I couldn't stop them. I should have been able to stop them. I tried. I tried so hard. But I wasn't strong enough. I wasn't good enough! I should have been able to stop them. I should... I should..."

"So... my brother is a human being after all. This is going to be with you a long time, Jean-Luc. A long time."

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"Paralyzed Horse's log, July 3, 3085. Everyday I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in awe of my knowledge of forever, but I belong only to one girl. Nowhere can I see more clearly than into her heart. When Beth feels heartbreak, I'm stranded in the Stygian Void. Helpless to comfort her, for I am just a horse. Sleep now, Bravest Warriors, and dream of doors and keys and Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips. Today something unnatural has slipped into your universe, an octave of death, a tentacle of time. It is the final gift and it is not for you. Beth does not know it now, but this gift is for her..."

 

"Swifter than the leopards, more fierce than the evening wolves. Fear me, for when armored by her love, I possess the strength to fight a god! I fight, so that she may go on, for I am just a horse."

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Today Nobel Prize winning Physicist Stephen Hawking used his motorized wheelchair to push Neal Degrasse Tyson into traffic.  He was heard saying "Die  .  .  .  You  .  .  .  Hack."

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"Hold on there please, madam, I need you to do what I say. This could be a potential crime scene."
"Why are you calling me “madam”?"
"Because you’re a woman."
"Am I? Does it suit me?"
"What?"
"Oh, yeah! I remember. Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman."

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