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“So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech, right? You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. If you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f— off.”

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"They must be getting desperate to try something like this. They know we're onto them. Why else would they try to kill me?"

 

"Is this a multiple-choice question?"

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G’Quon wrote, “There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities; it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.”

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"It's all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your a**."

 

"You don't care now, but holy crap, are you gonna care when I start to get my revenge on.  You'll be doing all sorts of caring."

 

"You know what's really disturbing about you... other than everything?

 

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""Look, Doctor, I've seen some spaceships in my time, admittedly nothing like this. Well, what does this do?"
"That is the dematerialising control and that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me."

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Well, why should I take offense ? Just because it's human nature to make assumptions about people purely on the basis of their physical appearances ? Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example. I've taken in your all-American features, your dour demeanour, your unimaginative necktie design, and concluded that you work for the government... an FBI agent. But you see the tragedy ? I have unconsciously reduced you to a stereotype, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique individual.

But I am an FBI agent.

 

Just because I'm not of so-called average height does not mean I must receive my thrills vicariously. Not all women are attracted to overly tall, lanky men such as yourself. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring.

 You'd be surprised how many men do as well.

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"Yes, as his trainer takes him off the field like a moustached lion dragging a gazelle through the Serengeti."

 

"Look at him beg for mercy when it's mercy that should be begging for him!"

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