Pariah Posted January 23, 2023 Report Share Posted January 23, 2023 "You know horses are smarter than people. You've never heard of a horse going broke betting on people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 23, 2023 Report Share Posted January 23, 2023 *Points to cover of Science magazine* Zack: Check it out, it's all about Planets this month Leonard: That's an atom Zack: Agree to disagree...that's what I love about science, there's no one right answer. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 23, 2023 Report Share Posted January 23, 2023 Zach was a sweet guy, but dumber than a bag of things that are empty. Starlord and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 "When one has been angry for a very long time, one gets used to it. And it becomes comfortable like...old leather. And finally...it becomes so familiar that one can't ever remember feeling any other way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 Hit Monkey "A casino is like if the happiest place on earth had a baby with the saddest place on earth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 "Earthquakes ... and idiots. Florence be damned." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 "Stop breathing down my neck!" "My breathing is merely a simulation." "So is my neck. Stop it anyway!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) "The lamb here is supposed to be great." "Oh, I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder, but I guess I'm just not as strong as you are." "That's because you need protein." Edited January 23 by Pariah tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 "It's murder planet all over again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 "Just use the standard S179-A and write in 'Pizza' where it says 'Machine Gun'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2023 Report Share Posted May 17, 2023 "You'd best put seat belts on your ears, Roy. Because I'm going to take them on the ride of their lives!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2023 Report Share Posted May 19, 2023 Spoooooooon! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 "I'm your captain. That means I can't always be your friend. Understand?" "No. However, if we are assimilated, then our thoughts will become one, and I'm sure I will understand perfectly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 "Anxiety? Anxiety is what I feel when I burn a pot roast. This… this is more like…" "Dizziness, nausea, unspeakable dread?" "Yes." "Nihiliphobia. The fear of nothingness, or in layman's terms, the fear of… nothingness." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 "This asteroid is on a collision course with a pulsar. The gravitational field is gonna tear this place apart." "Ugh, what a relief. I thought we were all gonna die. Can you get us the Hell out of here, or what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 "Mitochondria. The warp core of the cell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 "Given the volatile nature of their relationship, one might have predicted homicide rather than matrimony." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2023 Report Share Posted June 8, 2023 This is a British one so I have included a video for context. It's a Puppet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2023 Report Share Posted June 10, 2023 'You know, I was born in the wrong millennium." "I'll stick with the modern age." "The classical age. Greatest literature mankind ever produced." "No antibiotics." "Families that take care of one another." "No cars." "Air you can breathe." "No telephones." "What a pleasure." "Shorter lifespans." "Lives that were worth living." "No cold beer!" "There you got me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2023 Report Share Posted June 10, 2023 "See you in the 24th century." "I look forward to it. Or should I say backward?" "Don't get started." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 "I would like the ship to go. Now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 "Mr Vercotti! Are you sure there isn't a spade?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 "I wish I was one of those people who thrives on the danger of living a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 "Do you want to be President?" "Yes." "Put your hand on the book and say, 'I do'." "I do." "Fine. Done. Let's eat." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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