dmjalund Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Pattern Ghost said: /passes Doc Shadow a glass of warm milk. but not too warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Say no to cranky! Refute cantankerousness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Yeah, but my "GET OFF MY LAWN!" signs just got back from the printer. What would I do with them? L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Pattern Ghost said: Yeah, but my "GET OFF MY LAWN!" signs just got back from the printer. What would I do with them? Use them to smack the folks who ignore the signs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Go with the "Beware of Badger" signs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 7 hours ago, Pattern Ghost said: /passes Doc Shadow a glass of warm milk. /Gives Pattern Ghost the cold, beady-eyed stare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 20 hours ago, death tribble said: No. I hoped I'd die before I got old. Ie. Living in the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just like the mayfly does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Pattern Ghost said: Yeah, but my "GET OFF MY LAWN!" signs just got back from the printer. What would I do with them? And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight" So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, "Hey, what gives you the ri--" BLAM BLAM BLAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Badger said: What does it say about me, if I am cranky already at age 42? That you've been paying attention. Old Man and Armory 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Cancer said: I missed the first one, trying to find my way through Mordorgrad school at the time. I wonder what it says about me that I'm in grad school at 50.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: I wonder what it says about me that I'm in grad school at 50.... It means you like learning. Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 That's when Frodo went to Mordor, or thereabouts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: That's when Frodo went to Mordor, or thereabouts... Frodo started his journey to Mordor at 50? Ash started his Pokemon journey when he was only ten. That goes to show you that Pokemon fans are far more motivated than heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: That's when Frodo went to Mordor, or thereabouts... Hence your previous comparison, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 But unlike Pokemon trainers, Frodo did his own fighting. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 ...and yet Frodo's gardener actually did all the work, carried Frodo up the mountain, and ended up being the real star of the show. archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Starlord said: ...and yet Frodo's gardener actually did all the work, carried Frodo up the mountain, and ended up being the real star of the show. Sean Astin's Sam was a thing of beauty.. Especially as he found himself dealing with the decline of Frodo's sanity and will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Starlord said: ...and yet Frodo's gardener actually did all the work, carried Frodo up the mountain, and ended up being the real star of the show. OTOH, it was Frodo who took the stab from the Morgul-knife, had the finger bitten off, and would've been skewered dead by the Orc in Moria if not for the (correct) party decision to have the guy carrying the Major Badthing also be the one who got to wear the +4 magic armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 39 minutes ago, Cancer said: OTOH, it was Frodo who took the stab from the Morgul-knife, had the finger bitten off, and would've been skewered dead by the Orc in Moria if not for the (correct) party decision to have the guy carrying the Major Badthing also be the one who got to wear the +4 magic armor. You're supposed to finish that off with 3 tongue-stuck-out emojis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Thought it was a troll that stabbed Frodo in Moria, not an orc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 In the movies -- Troll. In the books -- Orc champion. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 I always thought that Badger would have sexy Ewok dancer signs on his lawn. That's enough to put anyone off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, Old Man said: Thought it was a troll that stabbed Frodo in Moria, not an orc. 44 minutes ago, L. Marcus said: In the movies -- Troll. In the books -- Orc champion. Yeah, I go off the books. Better than the movies. Quote Tim, Tim, Benzedrine! Hash! Boo! Valvoline! Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene! First, second, neutral, park, Hie thee hence, you leafy narc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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