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10 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

OTOH, it was Frodo who took the stab from the Morgul-knife, had the finger bitten off, and would've been skewered dead by the Orc in Moria if not for the (correct) party decision to have the guy carrying the Major Badthing also be the one who got to wear the +4 magic armor.

 

Yes, but he got his finger bit off because he wouldn't throw the damn ring into the lava.  

 

"Hey, Sméagol, what did you do with that finger, anyway?"

 

*Sméagol spits finger out at badger's feet*

 

*Aww, ####, what do you think you are a friggin cat bringing home a dead mouse to its owner...….AWWWWWW!!"

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Badger said:

 

Yes, but he got his finger bit off because he wouldn't throw the damn ring into the lava.  

 

"Hey, Sméagol, what did you do with that finger, anyway?"

 

*Sméagol spits finger out at badger's feet*

 

*Aww, ####, what do you think you are a friggin cat bringing home a dead mouse to its owner...….AWWWWWW!!"

 

 

 

"Tricksy Hobbitses" is Sméagol's porn name.

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2 hours ago, Lord Liaden said:

From his actions and remarks, I'm convinced Donald Trump divides the whole world into "winners" and "losers." He believes that for him to be a winner, whoever he's opposed to has to clearly lose.

 

Moreover, he's demonstrated that the only measure of victory he understands is financial. The less-quantifiable but no less important elements of international relations are clearly beyond him. I don't think he even recognizes the bridges he's burning. Maybe he will when that comes back to bite him in the ass, but I'm not betting on it.

 

Yes, but what does that have to do with getting old, Ewoks, or LOTR?  Is it because Trump reminds you of Sauron?

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