Old Man Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Oh god, I remembered something from the movies over the actual book. I'm mortified. The stain on my honor might only be cleansed by ritual seppuku. Perhaps not even then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 You will require a second to strike off your head before you can dishonor yourself by showing pain. I will be your second. Can I have your thousand year old katana when you're dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Sold it on ebay. I have a rusty chainsaw in the garage; if it still runs it might do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 The LOTR movies were so much more entertaining than the novels. The novels being more like dry history textbooks about a fascinating subject. The reverse is true for the Hobbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 The Lord of the Rings was a full-blown epic, worthy of a three movie adaptation to tell the whole story. The Hobbit, not really so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 hours ago, death tribble said: I always thought that Badger would have sexy Ewok dancer signs on his lawn. That's enough to put anyone off. Alas, what popped into my head was, "Hold me closer Ewok dancer". I need therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 ... and that affirms that you are one of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Ternaugh said: Alas, what popped into my head was, "Hold me closer Ewok dancer". I need therapy. Ewok dancer therapy works wonders. Just ask Badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Deleted due to posting in the wrong thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: OTOH, it was Frodo who took the stab from the Morgul-knife, had the finger bitten off, and would've been skewered dead by the Orc in Moria if not for the (correct) party decision to have the guy carrying the Major Badthing also be the one who got to wear the +4 magic armor. Yes, but he got his finger bit off because he wouldn't throw the damn ring into the lava. "Hey, Sméagol, what did you do with that finger, anyway?" *Sméagol spits finger out at badger's feet* *Aww, ####, what do you think you are a friggin cat bringing home a dead mouse to its owner...….AWWWWWW!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Old Man said: Ewok dancer therapy works wonders. Just ask Badger. Keep it up, and we want even use the rusty chainsaw, it'll a rusty spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 41 minutes ago, Badger said: Yes, but he got his finger bit off because he wouldn't throw the damn ring into the lava. "Hey, Sméagol, what did you do with that finger, anyway?" *Sméagol spits finger out at badger's feet* *Aww, ####, what do you think you are a friggin cat bringing home a dead mouse to its owner...….AWWWWWW!!" "Tricksy Hobbitses" is Sméagol's porn name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Liaden said: From his actions and remarks, I'm convinced Donald Trump divides the whole world into "winners" and "losers." He believes that for him to be a winner, whoever he's opposed to has to clearly lose. Moreover, he's demonstrated that the only measure of victory he understands is financial. The less-quantifiable but no less important elements of international relations are clearly beyond him. I don't think he even recognizes the bridges he's burning. Maybe he will when that comes back to bite him in the ass, but I'm not betting on it. Yes, but what does that have to do with getting old, Ewoks, or LOTR? Is it because Trump reminds you of Sauron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Oh please. He reminds me of Gorbag and Shagrat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, Starlord said: Yes, but what does that have to do with getting old, Ewoks, or LOTR? Is it because Trump reminds you of Sauron? I suspect he just thought he was in the political thread, by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Obviously, but where's the fun in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 A Senior Moment. Just ignore it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 I'll ignore it this time, just tell him to stop leaving his walker in the middle of his thread. I'm tired of stubbing my toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Canadian seniors get given exoskeletons nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Starlord said: I'll ignore it this time, just tell him to stop leaving his walker in the middle of his thread. I'm tired of stubbing my toe. Just be grateful he doesn't beat you with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 7 hours ago, L. Marcus said: Oh please. He reminds me of Gorbag and Shagrat. Actually, I liked Gorbag in a fellow-victim way. Think Ted Sandyman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 44th trip or orbit around the sun Sol successfully completed yesterday. Pariah, Starlord and tkdguy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bazza said: 44th trip or orbit around the sun Sol successfully completed yesterday. Happy Birthday! Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Bazza said: 44th trip or orbit around the sun Sol successfully completed yesterday. Happy Birthday! It must be tough getting to that age while clinging to the bottom of the Earth by your toes. Good job! Old Man and Bazza 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 There are old badgers and there are bold badgers but this one is a bald badger...... And if his hearing is up the spout you probably could not get his attention even if you cried out Badger ! Badger ! Badger ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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