Badger Posted November 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 44 minutes ago, death tribble said: Badger as an Ewok *smack* death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On November 15, 2018 at 11:42 PM, Badger said: The best I've seen of Nick Cage was in Raisinf Arizona.....let that sink in. Same here. I stand by my statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Badger said: Wouldn't everybody cheer when they died? I once suggested casting Bruce Campbell and Sandra Bernhard as Romeo and Juliet in the Nightmare Genre Crossovers thread. I was told not to do that to Bruce Campbell. massey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, tkdguy said: I once suggested casting Bruce Campbell and Sandra Bernhard as Romeo and Juliet in the Nightmare Genre Crossovers thread. I was told not to do that to Bruce Campbell. Indeed, would be better to cast Evil Ash as Juliet......after his resurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 19 hours ago, Ockham's Spoon said: Steven Seagal as the title character in a remake of "The Jerk" 14 hours ago, Badger said: Though, from what I have heard of Segal's reputation, it wouldn't be acting. From what I've seen of Segal's work, I wonder... does he act at all? I've seen wooden chairs with more animation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 the DOA dead or alive characters in a CALL OF DUTY game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: From what I've seen of Segal's work, I wonder... does he act at all? I've seen wooden chairs with more animation. Surbrook's Stuff has a write-up of Steven Seagal. It's in the Movie-derived Adaptations section of the Character Archive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 26 minutes ago, tkdguy said: Surbrook's Stuff has a write-up of Steven Seagal. It's in the Movie-derived Adaptations section of the Character Archive. It's also more interesting than any movie Steven Seagal has ever been in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Carl Sagan as Luke Skywalker Neal deGrasse Tyson as Han Solo Annie Jump Cannon as Princess Leia Stephen Hawking as R2-D2 Star Wars, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/16/2018 at 4:42 AM, Badger said: The best I've seen of Nick Cage was in Raisinf Arizona.....let that sink in. 19 hours ago, Duke Bushido said: Same here. I stand by my statement. To be fair Cage has made a few gems amongst the stinkers. Raising Arizona, Con Air, Red Rock West, Leaving Las Vegas, The Rock, Moonstruck, Snake Eyes and Wild at Heart. He has a Best Actor Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas. Granted his money troubles mean he does a lot more movies that are of dubious quality. And I hear good things of two of his recent efforts Mandy and Joe. Seagal was good in Under Siege but I have qualms about some of his output. Usually if someone good is in the cast like Executive Decision, Half Past Dead and On Deadly Ground then they are worth watching. Incidentally Half Past Dead was the last cinema release Seagal had. Cage has a similar output but his films end up in the cinema and are not mostly direct to video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: It's also more interesting than any movie Steven Seagal has ever been in. He died in the first five minutes of Executive Decision iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 It was not the first five minutes unless you were watching a condensed version. But he died. Also he died in Machete but that was not a Seagal film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 I thought Nicolas Cage was just fine in the first Ghost Rider movie. It was an interesting take on the character, who I had never cared much about before that. And he was a lot of fun to watch in the two National Treasure movies. Completely formulaic, but good popcorn flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Carl Sagan as Luke Skywalker Neal deGrasse Tyson as Han Solo Annie Jump Cannon as Princess Leia Stephen Hawking as R2-D2 Star Wars, indeed. Don't forget Simon Newcomb as Dr. Moriarity Edwin Hubble as Rocky And Brian May as ... well ... himself Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 9 hours ago, death tribble said: To be fair Cage has made a few gems amongst the stinkers. Raising Arizona, Con Air, Red Rock West, Leaving Las Vegas, The Rock, Moonstruck, Snake Eyes and Wild at Heart. He has a Best Actor Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas. Granted his money troubles mean he does a lot more movies that are of dubious quality. And I hear good things of two of his recent efforts Mandy and Joe. Seagal was good in Under Siege but I have qualms about some of his output. Usually if someone good is in the cast like Executive Decision, Half Past Dead and On Deadly Ground then they are worth watching. Incidentally Half Past Dead was the last cinema release Seagal had. Cage has a similar output but his films end up in the cinema and are not mostly direct to video. Totally forgot about The Rock (I guess he was in the eclipse of Sean Connery) Segal videos are only good for the broken bone count. (my dad and me actually did that for the one with the voodoo gang twins) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 17 hours ago, tkdguy said: Surbrook's Stuff has a write-up of Steven Seagal. It's in the Movie-derived Adaptations section of the Character Archive. One of my favorite bits from that write-up: Quote Seagal seems to play the exact same character, or a variant thereof, in every movie he's in. QFT. Also amused by: Quote Steven Seagal created by Steven Seagal (as well as mama & papa Seagal) tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Keltie Knight as "China" o'Brien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 20 hours ago, tkdguy said: Surbrook's Stuff has a write-up of Steven Seagal. It's in the Movie-derived Adaptations section of the Character Archive. http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsmovie/asstd_movie/seagal.html One thing you won't find on that character sheet: the Acting skill. tkdguy and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massey Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Anne Ramsey as Pussy Galore Jaleel White as Shaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Sauron.....Visine spokesman. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Badger said: Sauron.....Visine spokesman. Cancer and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Godzilla as Bambi Pee Wee Herman as Tarzan Laurel and Hardy as Abbot and Costello Charlie Chaplin as J Edgar Hoover Betty Davis as Joan Crawford tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Well, next time you try to cast me as an Ewok, I'll tell the ghost of Bett Davis that you tried to cast her as Joan Crawford. I could not even imagine the torment that would be brought upon you for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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