Starlord Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Old Man said: In the beginning God created the Earth. And then the dragons arrived. ...and then the asteroid that killed the dragons arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 “Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don’t tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist—I really believe he is Antichrist—I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my ‘faithful slave,’ as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened you—sit down and tell me all the news.” And then, the dragons arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Certified and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And then the dragons arrived. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 So Bilbo accompanies thirteen dragons and a wizard to go kill the great dwarf Smogg who had conquered their lair and stolen their treasure a generation or so back? That's a very easy rewrite, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Perhaps, but then what is Thorin's last name? Why would a dragon need an oakenshield to fight orcs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Thorin Orcroaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. And then the dragons arrived. Logan D. Hurricanes and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, and earned my living by the labor of my hands only. And then the dragons arrived. Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 It was the day my grandmother exploded. And then the dragons arrived. The story so far: In the beginning the universe was created. And then the dragons arrived. It was love at first sight. And then the dragons arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 A screaming comes across the sky. And then the dragons arrived. The year 1866 was signalized by a remarkable incident , a mysterious and inexplicable phenomenon, which doubtless no-one has yet forgotten. And then the dragons arrived. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the dragons arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 5 hours ago, Cygnia said: Well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way. And then the dragons arrived. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. And then the dragons arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Call me Ishmael. And then the dragons arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. And then the dragons arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 And then the dragons arrived (really). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Tom Cowan, Cygnia and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ternaugh Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cygnia said: Only her hairdresser knows for sure. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Old Man and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 "Honey, where are my pants?" Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 17 hours ago, Cygnia said: Can someone explain the picture to me as I don't get it ? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 A reference to the show-within-the-show Honey Where's My Pants? from The Lego Movie and the loosening of the dress code with work from home and associated meetings. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 As someone who watches no TV (other than live sports events, and theres' none of those right now) and approximately no movies, I figured it was some sort of inside joke like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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