Lord Liaden Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Coconuts are not nuts. Pineapples are neither apples nor pine. Blueberries aren't blue, and strawberries aren't berries. Blueberries aren't blue? I'm colorblind?! 🥺 2 hours ago, Cancer said: Hide contents Kumquats also don't live up to their name, for reasons we shall not go into even under a spoiler tag. Spoilered for generally disgusting content. "Kumquat" is the answer to the question, "How do you call your quat?" (Courtesy of Carnak the Magnificent.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 Blueberries are a dark purple. Aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 I mean, there's a range of color to the fruit, depending on variety and ripeness, but if you pick a bunch of ripe blueberries you're going to have a heckuva lot of blue among them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 If Vincent Van Gogh was Batman. . . Lord Liaden, tkdguy and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 That 'roo can take a punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Lord Liaden said: That 'roo can take a punch. Takes a lickin' and keeps on kickin'. Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had... Oops... sorry, wrong thread. Sociotard, Ockham's Spoon, wcw43921 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Lord Liaden said: That 'roo can take a punch. I was surprised to see it react so calmly in response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 It looked more startled. The guy's punch definitely stalled its forward advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Y'know, having the squirrels take over the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho could very well be an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Old Man said: I demand a recount! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 I knew Hawaii had to have something good to balance against that volcano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 6 hours ago, Old Man said: Did this squirrel census properly count illegal squirrels and poor, inner city squirrels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 On 11/1/2020 at 1:14 PM, archer said: According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had... Oops... sorry, wrong thread. Pariah → ← archer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Logan D. Hurricanes and Lord Liaden 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Cancer, wcw43921, Lord Liaden and 4 others 4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 ... as opposed to physicists, who talk about how they're going to cause the apocalypse. Pariah and Lord Liaden 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Collapse of false vacuums and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, L. Marcus said: Collapse of false vacuums and so on. It was actually a decepticon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 They've done away with that requirement since everyone knows how to use sound synthesizers and overdubbing these days. Oh, and the husband of a microbiologist told me that all the women microbiologists at parties talk about how to do in their husbands and dispose of the body untraceably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: They've done away with that requirement since everyone knows how to use sound synthesizers and overdubbing these days. Oh, and the husband of a microbiologist told me that all the women microbiologists at parties talk about how to do in their husbands and dispose of the body untraceably. Could you send me the details in a PM? Uh, asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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