Funny Pics II: The Revenge

[Old Man]

7 minutes ago, Rails said:

SOOOOO MUCH NOPE!

 

I guess I know how to keep Rails away...

[Rails]

Yes . . . yes, you do.

 

I once said that if I saw a snake go under my truck and I couldn't figure out where it went, I'd burn the truck right where it sat.

[slikmar]

2 hours ago, Rails said:

Yes . . . yes, you do.

 

I once said that if I saw a snake go under my truck and I couldn't figure out where it went, I'd burn the truck right where it sat.

Sounds like me with spiders.

[Cancer]

2 hours ago, Rails said:

Yes . . . yes, you do.

 

I once said that if I saw a snake go under my truck and I couldn't figure out where it went, I'd burn the truck right where it sat.

 

You'd be seriously creeped out by the two snakes in terrariums behind me as I type this (my daughter's pets, a corn snake and a little hognose).  One of them is staring at my back (they haven't been fed for a while).

[Pariah]

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

That sat down beside her

And she beat the living $#¥+€!! out of it with a big wooden spoon

[Cancer]

6 hours ago, Cygnia said:

 

To really creep them out, move it from place to place around your yard a few times over the weekend.

[Ternaugh]

Spiders and Snakes, you say?

 

 

[death tribble]

6 hours ago, Pariah said:

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

That sat down beside her

And she beat the living $#¥+€!! out of it with a big wooden spoon

You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know.

[mattingly]

6 hours ago, Ternaugh said:

Spiders and Snakes, you say?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bazza]

1 hour ago, death tribble said:

You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know.

 

No big loss. 

[Logan D. Hurricanes]

[Logan D. Hurricanes]

[Cygnia]

2 hours ago, death tribble said:

You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know.

Well, yeah -- Lolth doesn't let anyone else but HER administer the beatings!

[Cygnia]

[Logan D. Hurricanes]

Nailed it! 

[Pariah]

26 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

 

Festive? She looks positively radiant!

[wcw43921]

1 hour ago, Logan D. Hurricanes said:

 

Wait 'til they find out they're up against GI Joe.

[death tribble]

4 hours ago, Bazza said:

No big loss. 

This does not concern you.

[Old Man]

6 hours ago, death tribble said:

You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know.

 

What does Lolth bring little kids for Christmas?

[death tribble]

You don't want to know.

Seriously.

You don't want to know.

[Pariah]

The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the Sun and dried up all the rain

And the itsy-bitsy spider was never seen again

 

(This is Lady P's version of the song. I'm fully on board with it, however.)

[Lord Liaden]

7 hours ago, death tribble said:

You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know.

 

Pfft. If you don't have ultravision you can't read her cards anyway.

[Cygnia]

 

[Logan D. Hurricanes]

[mattingly]