Old Man Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 7 minutes ago, Rails said: SOOOOO MUCH NOPE! I guess I know how to keep Rails away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Yes . . . yes, you do. I once said that if I saw a snake go under my truck and I couldn't figure out where it went, I'd burn the truck right where it sat. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 2 hours ago, Rails said: Yes . . . yes, you do. I once said that if I saw a snake go under my truck and I couldn't figure out where it went, I'd burn the truck right where it sat. Sounds like me with spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 2 hours ago, Rails said: Yes . . . yes, you do. I once said that if I saw a snake go under my truck and I couldn't figure out where it went, I'd burn the truck right where it sat. You'd be seriously creeped out by the two snakes in terrariums behind me as I type this (my daughter's pets, a corn snake and a little hognose). One of them is staring at my back (they haven't been fed for a while). Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider That sat down beside her And she beat the living $#¥+€!! out of it with a big wooden spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 6 hours ago, Cygnia said: To really creep them out, move it from place to place around your yard a few times over the weekend. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Spiders and Snakes, you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 6 hours ago, Pariah said: Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider That sat down beside her And she beat the living $#¥+€!! out of it with a big wooden spoon You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 6 hours ago, Ternaugh said: Spiders and Snakes, you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 1 hour ago, death tribble said: You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know. No big loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Lawnmower Boy and Lord Liaden 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnia Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 2 hours ago, death tribble said: You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know. Well, yeah -- Lolth doesn't let anyone else but HER administer the beatings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Pariah, DShomshak and Logan D. Hurricanes 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Nailed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 26 minutes ago, Cygnia said: Festive? She looks positively radiant! Old Man and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 1 hour ago, Logan D. Hurricanes said: Wait 'til they find out they're up against GI Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 4 hours ago, Bazza said: No big loss. This does not concern you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 6 hours ago, death tribble said: You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know. What does Lolth bring little kids for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 You don't want to know. Seriously. You don't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came the rain and washed the spider out Out came the Sun and dried up all the rain And the itsy-bitsy spider was never seen again (This is Lady P's version of the song. I'm fully on board with it, however.) Old Man and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 7 hours ago, death tribble said: You have been removed from Lolth's Christmas card list. Just so you know. Pfft. If you don't have ultravision you can't read her cards anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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