Cygnia Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Grailknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 57 minutes ago, Pariah said: the banana-billed duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 10 hours ago, Pariah said: That is Nigel Crenshaw of 2, The Malt House 39 Marlborough Lane, Darnall Sheffield S9 5BD Old Man and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 11 hours ago, Pariah said: It split before I could. Lord Liaden and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Everyone experiences the upgrade differently, Sir. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 1 hour ago, death tribble said: That is Nigel Crenshaw of 2, The Malt House 39 Marlborough Lane, Darnall Sheffield S9 5BD I thought British birds were all female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 58 minutes ago, Christougher said: I thought British birds were all female? Nigel isn't British. He just lives there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 3 hours ago, Christougher said: I thought British birds were all female? When a British male human talks of birds he is usually referring to women unless of course he is an ornithologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Obviously respect for gender self-identification practices in the UK lags those of some parts of the US. Not a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 BoloOfEarth, slikmar, Starlord and 1 other 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 I once saw a comedian who used to be a lawyer. Or as he put it, "Well, I'm still a lawyer, I just used to have clients." He talked about his first client, for a murder case. He said: "The prosecutor said, 'There's no evidence in your client's favor. I'm not going to offer a plea deal. I'm going to try him and get him the death penalty.' So I had to go back to my client and say, 'There really is no evidence in your favor and the prosecutor won't make a deal. He wants to give you the death penalty. (shrugs) I think you should take it.'" "So during the trial, I had to resort to arguments like, 'Mr. Eyewitness, you say you saw my client stab the deceased in the chest. Did you actually see the knife pierce the skin? No? Well, then, you only saw my client stab him in the shirt.' 'Dr. Smith, you're the medical examiner in this case. Let me ask you a hypothetical question. If, despite my client stabbing the victim, his heart had continued beating, then would he still be alive today? Yes? Well, then, it wasn't my client's stabbing that killed the victim, but his heart's refusal...'" "My closing argument was, 'It has been said that it is better to let a hundred guilty men go free than to convict one innocent person. (pause) My client is guilty. Let him go.'" Pariah and mattingly 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Ockham's Spoon, Pariah and Starlord 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnia Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 slikmar, Tom Cowan, Certified and 6 others 5 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Pariah, BoloOfEarth and L. Marcus 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Starlord and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I don't hate candy corn. To hate it, I'd have to care about it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 14 hours ago, Duke Bushido said: Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mattingly Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Grailknight and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Arguably sexist and exploitative ... Spoiler Ockham's Spoon, Starlord and Grailknight 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Lord Liaden, Pariah and Ockham's Spoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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