Funny Pics II: The Revenge

Cygnia · September 24, 2023

Pariah · September 24, 2023

Pariah · September 24, 2023

Bazza · September 25, 2023

57 minutes ago, Pariah said:

the banana-billed duck.

death tribble · September 25, 2023

10 hours ago, Pariah said:

That is

Nigel Crenshaw

of

2, The Malt House

39 Marlborough Lane,

Darnall

Sheffield

S9 5BD

mattingly · September 25, 2023

11 hours ago, Pariah said:

It split before I could.

Duke Bushido · September 25, 2023

11 hours ago, Pariah said:

Everyone experiences the upgrade differently, Sir.

Christougher · September 25, 2023

1 hour ago, death tribble said:

That is

Nigel Crenshaw

of

2, The Malt House

39 Marlborough Lane,

Darnall

Sheffield

S9 5BD

I thought British birds were all female?

Duke Bushido · September 25, 2023

58 minutes ago, Christougher said:

I thought British birds were all female?

Nigel isn't British. He just lives there.

death tribble · September 25, 2023

3 hours ago, Christougher said:

I thought British birds were all female?

When a British male human talks of birds he is usually referring to women unless of course he is an ornithologist.

Cancer · September 25, 2023

Obviously respect for gender self-identification practices in the UK lags those of some parts of the US. Not a surprise.

wcw43921 · September 25, 2023

BoloOfEarth · September 25, 2023

I once saw a comedian who used to be a lawyer. Or as he put it, "Well, I'm still a lawyer, I just used to have clients."

He talked about his first client, for a murder case. He said:

"The prosecutor said, 'There's no evidence in your client's favor. I'm not going to offer a plea deal. I'm going to try him and get him the death penalty.' So I had to go back to my client and say, 'There really is no evidence in your favor and the prosecutor won't make a deal. He wants to give you the death penalty. (shrugs) I think you should take it.'"

"So during the trial, I had to resort to arguments like, 'Mr. Eyewitness, you say you saw my client stab the deceased in the chest. Did you actually see the knife pierce the skin? No? Well, then, you only saw my client stab him in the shirt.' 'Dr. Smith, you're the medical examiner in this case. Let me ask you a hypothetical question. If, despite my client stabbing the victim, his heart had continued beating, then would he still be alive today? Yes? Well, then, it wasn't my client's stabbing that killed the victim, but his heart's refusal...'"

"My closing argument was, 'It has been said that it is better to let a hundred guilty men go free than to convict one innocent person. (pause) My client is guilty. Let him go.'"