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18 hours ago, Cancer said:

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Eh, sort of. I told my kin to buy the cheapest cremation possible for my corpse, then send the ashes out with the trash. I won't be in a position to care. My niece who gardens can then use the urn as a planter.

 

Dean Shomshak

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2 hours ago, DShomshak said:

Eh, sort of. I told my kin to buy the cheapest cremation possible for my corpse, then send the ashes out with the trash. I won't be in a position to care. My niece who gardens can then use the urn as a planter.

 

Dean Shomshak

 

Check with the government in your state to make sure that's legal. In many states, and provinces in my country, introducing unsecured human remains including ashes into the environment is barred by law. You don't want to potentially cause your kin problems after you're gone.

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1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said:

I told a friend of mine that I wanted my remains scattered from an airplane over Ann Arbor.  But that I didn't want to be cremated first.  That should wake people up, I'd think...

 

The folks on the ground will just think you were on a 737 Max flight with a window seat.

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1 hour ago, Cygnia said:

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Gordon Lightfoot certainly did not need that song for his career. And he brought it to the families of the drowned sailors before he released it to ask for their approval. They all considered it a fitting tribute.

 

Detroit's Maritime Church rings its bell every year on the anniversary of the wreck, once for each sailor lost. Last year they added an extra stroke of the bell for Gordon Lightfoot after his passing.

 

(Sorry, that got my Canadian up a little.) 😌

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On 3/22/2024 at 12:17 PM, Lord Liaden said:

 

Check with the government in your state to make sure that's legal. In many states, and provinces in my country, introducing unsecured human remains including ashes into the environment is barred by law. You don't want to potentially cause your kin problems after you're gone.

 

On 3/22/2024 at 1:16 PM, BoloOfEarth said:

I told a friend of mine that I wanted my remains scattered from an airplane over Ann Arbor.  But that I didn't want to be cremated first.  That should wake people up, I'd think...

 

In at least my state, you can have your remains composted.  Whatever your inheritors don't claim goes into a tree farm.  What they do claim can be used like any other compost fertilizer.  There are limitations on what they will accept, but aside from an upper limit on body weight (250 lb) they make sense.

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