2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

My sister went to Ireland, and saw this sign:

 

 

I told her it meant "Car Pool Lane".

 

Saw this sign outside a local establishment, and the picture has me wondering.

Does Red Light Therapy help you get over prostitution, or make you better at it?

I've never tried prostitution, but it looks like the truck needs a new water pump.  Anyone want to be my first customer?  I can give you a discount.

31 minutes ago, Old Man said:

I've never tried prostitution, but it looks like the truck needs a new water pump.  Anyone want to be my first customer?  I can give you a discount.

 

Was that a euphemism?

I've tried blue light therapy.  It makes me feel antsy actually.  I can't have it on me directly (instead, it's at an angle) and only for 30 minutes at a time...

Design fail:

 

"Only comes out of his wrists," huh?

On 6/30/2024 at 12:09 PM, Ockham's Spoon said:

Design fail:

 

 

Finally, biologically accurate....

That was the first attempt, but having tried it even Spidey had to admit that at core he was a primate and moved the spinnerets to his forearms.

Accurate sequel titles...

 

Somewhere in there "the franchise" is the direct object.

Now print that

"All right, Daystrom, how do you shut this thing off?"

My last formal computer course had me punching cardboard cards to make typewriters print out pictures. 👴

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