Pariah Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Here's the story: You're a burglar, but you don't steal anything. Instead, you break into someone's house and then do something that will inconvenience (as opposed to 'impoverish' or 'endanger') the owners; e.g., reversing all the toilet paper or hot-gluing the lids on everything in the refrigerator. What's your prank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Put laxative in the water supply or opened bottled water or juice. Then cling film over the toilet bowls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Remove the batteries from all remote controls. Hide them in the kitchen somewhere, probably in the flour bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Too complicated. First, search your own house for a few remotes for devices you no longer own (everyone has a couple), then go to the target home. Put all their remote controls in the oven (no one ever looks there, even when turning it on to preheat the oven), and leave the others in suggestive locations. Also, if they have a land-line phone with wireless handsets, take all the handsets and throw them under beds. Then phone them repeatedly when you notice they're home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 I rearrange every single piece of furniture, clothing, electronics, utensils, and appliance and then leave everything exactly as it was when I entered. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagged Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Change all the photographs to photographs of other people. Stretch goal: replace all photographs with photoshoped versions of the originals. All with varying levels of difference / weirdness. Drhoz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 24 minutes ago, Starlord said: I rearrange every single piece of furniture, clothing, electronics, utensils, and appliance and then leave everything exactly as it was when I entered. HA! This is much cooler if you can do that with everything attached to the ceiling, and leave a note on the outside of the front door about "Gravity service cancelled due to non-payment". Tom Cowan and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Replace all light bulbs with 25w. Grailknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Steal all the toilet paper in the house. For extra points, put power sander belts in its place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 I put cherry Kool-Aid powder in the shower head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 switch the sugar and the salt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 This prank requires two people. One person lies lies on the lounge room floor while the other one sketches a chalk outline. Then return a few hours later dressed in police uniforms about a "murder" that took place last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 You could combine DT's and Cancer's ideas if you really want to be evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 I turn around all the soup cans in your cupboard so the nutrition labels are facing out instead of the name/picture of the soup! Tee-hee! BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 But, I don't care about the nutrition labels...…. YOU &^$%&!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Place dummy cams around with a message that says "I know what you did". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Get a rubber hand and forearm. Insert butt end of arm into disposal opening in kitchen sink. Leave note in the hand saying, "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Flip all the light switches around so flicking the light switch *down* turns on the light. Replace their doorbell with one that plays music, and install hidden speakers inside the house. Have it play "What Does The Fox Say" when pressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Say Hastur three times in succession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/7/2019 at 5:16 PM, mattingly said: I turn around all the soup cans in your cupboard so the nutrition labels are facing out instead of the name/picture of the soup! Tee-hee! You fiend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Well, it's not like I'd take the labels off, or switch labels onto different cans... That's just mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Peel the labels off of all spray-on deodorants, and glue them back onto cans of hair spray or spray adhesives. nylon zip ties around all rolls of toilet paper. Go into any computers or digital devices: replace all music files with the Kidz Bop versions of the same songs. Reverse switch all ceiling fans. install carpet in all bathrooms. (glue-down type carpet) Install wallpaper with pink, orange, and yellow plaid. Install doggie doors in all doors, interior and exterior. Microwave thirty-seven pounds of fish. Install handicap ramps to all attic accesses. Change door locks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Ruggels Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Man all that effort. Burn a bag of microwave popcorn in the microwave. Pull the fire alarm and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rravenwood Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 7 hours ago, Duke Bushido said: Microwave thirty-seven pounds of fish. 5 hours ago, Scott Ruggels said: Burn a bag of microwave popcorn in the microwave. Isn't that just everyday life with kids? ? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 There is a woman that I work with who evidently eats fish once every three weeks. I know this because she brings her leftovers for lunch the next day. My desk is situated such that the door to the break room/conference room/kitchenette is to my back. Once every three weeks it's all I can do to keep from vomiting into my keyboard. Until I took this job (started back in July), I had always heard "don't _ever_ microwave fish!" Now I know why. UGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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