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March (2019)- "Rip the Umbrella" Superdraft


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Organization: The Galactic Civil Service, who manifest on Earth in the form of the Vogons.  Amending Douglas Adams's source material for our story, it seems that the Galaxy has added some annoying bits to the Galactic Code so that you cannot destroy a planet while any life remains on it.  So the Vogon Constructor Fleet must, as a prerequisite for destroying Earth to make way for the bypass, ascertain that there is no life here, and the easiest way to do that is to kill it all.  Rodents being the most numerous type of the dominant biological class on Earth, turning all the rodents into brain-controlled zombie killing machines seems like a way of making that happen while allowing the Vogons to have plausible deniability with respect to the extirpation.

 

First selection of theme music: Back Into Hell  from Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell II.  (More music will be selected.)

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