Supervillains! Are you tired of your minions, agents, henchmen, sidekicks, hired goons, thugs, and other underlings suffering defeat at the hands of superheroes on a regular basis? Are you sick of spending money on “super-tech” that isn’t all that super — or that doesn’t even work half the time? Aren’t you ready for equipment, and minions, worthy of your ambition and schemes?
Well, have no fear! Here at the Villain Solutions Conglomerate (VSC), a wholly-owned subsidiary of the International League of Evil, we’ve got just what you need to send those heroes packing: Steel Minion™ Anti-Superhero Powered Armor. S.M.A.S.H. Armor comes equipped with the weapons, defensive systems, and other abilities your minions need to stand toe-to-toe with superpowered heroes and WIN!
A new product from Steve Long.