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    Universal: Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed. Dwarf: Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms. Elf: Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts. Halfling: From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream. Half-Orc: Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts. Orc: Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations. Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives]. Gnome: Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage). Lizardfolk: Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick! Drow: From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
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    Agents Of SHIELD!

    Arrow goes to prison, but for his acting.
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    A Game Of Questions

    What's your OCV?
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    Random Song Lyrics Thread

    I just want to STOCK I wanna put the merchandise on the shelf I just wanna STOCK It's what I really want I can't help myself I just wanna STOCK I just wanna STOMP I wanna put my foot down and make some noise I just wanna STOMP And stamp and kick and do stuff I know annoys, I just wanna STOMP I just wanna COP Someone to catch the bad guys and take them down I just wanna COP Someone that's gonna work to clean up this town I just wanna COP I just wanna FLOP As boneless as a rag doll and just as limp I just wanna FLOP Collapsing on you like a deflated blimp I just wanna FLOP I just wanna CHOP So gimme a meat cleaver or else an axe I just wanna CHOP As long as I get something that cuts and hacks I just wanna CHOP I just wanna CROP Some vegetables or grains that are good to eat I just wanna CROP Some rice or maize or barley or maybe wheat I just wanna CROP I just wanna TOP A toy that sits and spins for a real long time I just wanna TOP A gyroscopic plaything, where can I find? I just wanna TOP I just wanna MOP I'll also need a bucket of water too I just wanna MOP Go on and make a mess I'll clean after you I just wanna MOP I just wanna POP A soft drink or a soda or just a coke I just wanna POP I'd go ahead and buy one except I'm broke I just wanna POP I just wanna DROP The fragment of a song that's stuck in my mind I just wanna DROP The lyrics getting more bizarre all the time I just wanna DROP Lucius Alexander The palindromedary sings I just wanna STOP Can someone make him stop all this silly stuff? I just wanna STOP Cause really it's been going on long enough I just wanna STOP!
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    The Advice Column

    Never use Ben-Gay as a lubricant.
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    Hi, this was a fail. Don't look at this

    Well, I would have preferred to depict the integral mathematically and derive the slope of the differential fail accumulation function, but I succeeded at that fail, which is something of a meta-fail, because the point of the thread is meta-fail and I succeeded, and that means I generated an essential singularity in the fail field here.
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