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Starlord

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  1. "Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
  2. For his birthday, an old man’s nephew secretly hires a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.” After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
  3. *Starlord starts to type a joke with 'pocket calculator' as the punchline...then thinks better of it*
  4. This was done four years ago at the democratic party headquarters near where I live: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/10/30/manure-dumped-at-democratic-headquarters-in-ohio/
  5. 'Fangasm' is now my new favorite word.
  6. Would you like a link to her new documentary?
  7. That's nice...is she Funkadelic? On second thought, that's not nice. Can we move away from the same family being in charge of the country for awhile? Bushes and Clintons and Trumps, oh my!
  8. Well, George Clinton is definitely a fan of the Parliamentary system.
  9. Does anyone feel the need to start a Hawaii Five-0 Reboot thread? Anyone?
  10. If you want to save money on Christmas gifts, I recommend discussing politics on Thanksgiving.
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