Starlord

Can you convert that question to feet and inches, please?

The highest 'Like Quotient'? Percentage of likes to posts.

They got my d*ck joke!

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

I think that's an unfair accusation, not sure what benefit he would get from 'padding his post count'.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic, hence the quotation marks around 'political correctness'.

Don't sidekicks always find things funny?

Could you show me how to do that (with the understanding that I wouldn't use the power to erase a number between 3 and 5 from existence)?

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Don't you know what happens when you respond too quickly to an earlier response that I edited to become what I thought was a funnier response?

Did you really think I wouldn't notice how many words you used in that question? :mad:

Any more questions concerning stupidity?

I was thinking 'Burrito Boy'...but that's clearly just a lowly sidekick name.

Asian Dawn.

...and how often is alcohol involved in human stupidity?

For the posting or the drinking?

So you post when you drink, too?

Wouldn't it have been easier to just ask Simon?

Is that really for the movie or just re-used trailer music? That is nearly John-Williams-Superman-theme-esque if it is.

Has it really been 12 days since anyone asked a question?

The optimism it takes to think enough of the American electorate - many of which thought Trump became President-elect when he won the primary and many of which think he's already the President- could understand that system impresses me, sir.

Parco Molo's Guide to the Pan-Galactic Black Market Excerpt: Entry #238 Standard ID Reference - Porcinum* Widely regarded as the 3rd most addictive substance in the galaxy, Porcinum hails from the Sol system, specifically the 3rd planet Terra. It is frequently ingested by the semi-intelligent race known as Humans**, who consider it a delicacy. Porcinum is currently illegal in 73 Galactic sectors due its addictive properties and extremely deleterious effect on the cardiovascular systems of most intelligent beings. * On Terra, Porcinum is referred to colloquially as 'bacon'. ** As many of my readers are aware, Humans are generally feared and notorious for their nihilistic natures because of their need to devour, absorb, imbibe or inhale anything that it is harmful to them. Incidentally, in some parts of the galaxy, Humans are regarded with faint amusement. In small pockets of the Pan-Galactic Fellowship the phrase 'as clueless as a Human' is used as a minor humorous jab due to the Humans belief that they are the most intelligent species on their planet, when, in fact, our studies have shown they are 16th.