Starlord
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Starlord reacted to Tjack in The Greatest Voice In the History of Rock Music
Yeah, but nowadays it’s Meat Loaf who’s living in a van down by the river.
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Starlord reacted to megaplayboy in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)
You can have ADHD and still focus.
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Starlord reacted to Pariah in Jokes
A man in Phoenix called his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and said, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so will you call your sister in Chicago and tell her?”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”
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Starlord got a reaction from aylwin13 in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)
Well, George Clinton is definitely a fan of the Parliamentary system.
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Starlord got a reaction from wcw43921 in Jokes
For his birthday, an old man’s nephew secretly hires a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
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Starlord got a reaction from BoloOfEarth in Jokes
For his birthday, an old man’s nephew secretly hires a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
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Starlord reacted to BarretWallace in A Thread for Random Movie Lines
"That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
"What a crime."
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Starlord got a reaction from BarretWallace in A Thread for Random Movie Lines
"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
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Starlord got a reaction from Matt the Bruins in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)
Well, George Clinton is definitely a fan of the Parliamentary system.
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Starlord got a reaction from ScottishFox in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)
26 MILLION followers?!?!?
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Starlord got a reaction from Lawnmower Boy in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)
Wait...50 Cent has 26 million followers?
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