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Shadow Hawk

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  1. Shadow Hawk
    "Will you marry me?"
  2. Shadow Hawk
    Velociraptors. Better refill it fast. NT: Nina, Pinta, and ________
  3. Shadow Hawk
    Nice beaver!
  4. Shadow Hawk
    Good news, you can now find BW action figures and costumes at the Disney Store.
  5. Shadow Hawk
    The ambulance company gives you frequent flier miles.
  6. Shadow Hawk
    If we're going to include cameos for links to the universe, the Adams Family butler, Lurch, appeared. I guess he has a apartment in Gotham. And Stalag 13 commander, Col. Klink also. And "The Skipper" from Gilligan's Island.
  7. Shadow Hawk
    1636: The Cardinal Virtues The 1632 series continues to expand, as the ripples of the time traveling West Virginians change the history of Europe.
  8. Shadow Hawk
    Q. What do you do with a Klingon who changes a light bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice. Q: What does a Klingon do with a burned out light bulb? A: Execute it for failure.
  9. Shadow Hawk
    "Watcha lookin at?"
  10. Shadow Hawk
    He's just a Doombot.
  11. Shadow Hawk
    It was so hot here yesterday that two hobbits threw a ring into my backyard.
  12. Shadow Hawk
    Squirrel!
  13. Shadow Hawk
    That's the fellow's name.
  14. Shadow Hawk
    Spidey doesn't fit neatly into one catagory. He's a brick for offense (strength), a martial artist for defense (high dexterity/speed), a gadgeteer for gimmicks (entangle web, 'spider-trackers'), and a set of theme movement powers (clinging, swinging on a web).
  15. Shadow Hawk
    No, it's the ankle bracelet.
  16. Shadow Hawk
    Only if the movie was any good.
  17. Shadow Hawk
    USS Seatiger returns from patrol.
  18. Shadow Hawk
    What has happened to my hobby that men feel the need to actively drive away half the human race?
  19. Shadow Hawk
    And (according to director Zach Snyder), if Darth Vader can destroy a city then Superman can too! http://www.avclub.com/article/if-darth-vader-can-destroy-cities-so-can-superman--234208 Clue for Mr. Snyder: Darth Vader is the ​VILLIAN ​he's allowed to be evil. It's in the job description.
  20. Shadow Hawk
    Reminds me of work. The field across the street is full of burrowing owl nests.
  21. Shadow Hawk
    Look! It's Dues ex Machina man!
  22. Shadow Hawk
    The passengers on the plane might be bothered, though.
  23. Shadow Hawk
    "Kilroy Wuz Here"
  24. Shadow Hawk
    He offers to let you work a half day on Christmas Eve: Only 12 Hours instead of your usual 16!
  25. Shadow Hawk
    Seducing Mrs. Claus got me there, but the reindeer venison made it permanent!
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