Shadow Hawk

NT: Questions you never ask on a first date.

"Will you marry me?"

NT: Unexpected things at the bird feeder this autumn.

Velociraptors.  Better refill it fast.

NT: Nina, Pinta, and ________

Nice beaver!

BW has a fan base to the extent that lots of girls went to toy stores after the movie looking for BW merch...that didn't exist.

Good news, you can now find BW action figures and costumes at the Disney Store.

NT: Subtle signs you spend too much of your time in hospital emergency rooms.

The ambulance company gives you frequent flier miles.

If we're going to include cameos for links to the universe, the Adams Family butler, Lurch, appeared.  I guess he has a apartment in Gotham.

And Stalag 13 commander, Col. Klink also.

And "The Skipper" from Gilligan's Island.

1636: The Cardinal Virtues

The 1632 series continues to expand, as the ripples of the time traveling West Virginians change the history of Europe.

Star Trek Light Bulb Jokes

 

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Klingons are NOT afraid of the dark.

Q. What do you do with a Klingon who changes a light bulb?

A: Execute him for cowardice.

Q: What does a Klingon do with a burned out light bulb?

A: Execute it for failure.

"Watcha lookin at?"

He's just a Doombot.

It was so hot here yesterday that two hobbits threw a ring into my backyard.

Squirrel!

NEW TOPIC: Who's actually on first?

That's the fellow's name.

Spidey doesn't fit neatly into one catagory.  He's a brick for offense (strength), a martial artist for defense (high dexterity/speed), a gadgeteer for gimmicks (entangle web, 'spider-trackers'), and a set of theme movement powers (clinging, swinging on a web).

"Does this lens make my beak look big?"

No, it's the ankle bracelet.

Wouldn't he then end up beat up all the time?

Only if the movie was any good.

USS Seatiger returns from patrol.

This has been all over the internet lately.

 

http://latining.tumblr.com/post/141567276944/tabletop-gaming-has-a-white-male-terrorism-problem

What has happened to my hobby that men feel the need to actively drive away half the human race?

And (according to director Zach Snyder), if Darth Vader can destroy a city then Superman can too!

http://www.avclub.com/article/if-darth-vader-can-destroy-cities-so-can-superman--234208

Clue for Mr. Snyder: Darth Vader is the ​VILLIAN ​he's allowed to be evil.  It's in the job description.

Reminds me of work.  The field across the street is full of burrowing owl nests.

If only there were a superhero nearby to save them!

Look!  It's Dues ex Machina man!

Superman isn't really bothered if his cape pulls him into a jet engine. 

The passengers on the plane might be bothered, though.

"Kilroy Wuz Here"

NT: Subtle signs your employer is the reincarnation of Ebenezer Scrooge.

He offers to let you work a half day on Christmas Eve: Only 12 Hours instead of your usual 16!

Every window and mirror in your house and car are opaque. Even the ones that are indoors.

 

NT: That other crazy thing you did to get on Santa's Permanent Naughty List.

Seducing Mrs. Claus got me there, but the reindeer venison made it permanent!