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cranialspasm

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  1. Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus ruined my stint as the stewardess in the Village People when he recognized that I didn't have an adam's apple.
  2. Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was once a member of Men at Work until making a comment about Colin Hay's lazy eye. After being asked to leave, they gave him a Vegemite sandwich.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *during the worst week of the month* "What do you mean, women are the weaker sex?"
  4. Re: Help Me Populate A Creepy Hotel The Magician Every night in the lounge at 9pm is the same magician show with the same magician. Every movement the same and if someone's paying enough attention, they can notice the same error/slip up every time. The Pheonix Conference Room There is a conference room that is always occupied, but no one remembers anyone going in or out. There is constant low pitched arguing going on that no one can make out and no one storms out of the room. The front desk is confused when it's mentioned, because their conference rooms are named after cities, but Pheonix wasn't one of them. BTW I love this thread. You guys are all awesome!
  5. Re: Luchador Wine? It's crazy funny to me that it's made in Australia
  6. Re: A Thread for Random Videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6G28eWLAY
  7. Re: A Thread for Random Videos Yeah! I like it too, but Chris Hardwick was funnier to me in the effinfunny.com version.
  8. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... LOL! Betsy's actual name is Vera Elizabeth Doyle-Cobb. She was trained by the alliance to be the silent assassin with a vast array of poisons. She once destroyed an entire city block of people in Athens because she was told to. She and Jayne had met during the war and got married (because 1... she liked him and 2... she wanted a cover). She found out she was pregnant and realized he wasn't the fatherin' type of guy so she ran off and found some sucker to believe the child was his. She's the reason he named his gun such a fearsome name.
  9. From my Serenity group 10/5/09 Betsy: A toxicology expert who is married to Jayne Cobb (though they don't travel on the same ship) Nalani: The engineer that will not leave the ship without being all preened up. Michaela: The trigger happy demolitions expert Tyler: The drunken pilot (who actually flies better when sauced) Radley: The scarred rich boy who's got incredible tracking/sniping skills * A cargo drop for Badger goes terribly wrong and it is confiscated by the Alliance. Michaela: "You're driving drunk in front of Alliance." GM: "Good point... Tyler, The Alliance do a sobriety test." * After the Alliance left and Tyler had opened a bottle of fish oil moonshine. (I don't even know if that exists... if it does BLECH!) Tyler: "So in all seriousness Radley, do you think I have a drinking problem?" * After discussing the fact that Nalani had slept with Jayne before she knew he was married. Tyler: "I don't know about that Jayne person, but she sounds hot." * Betsy mentions the possibility of her making mischief when retrieving an informant. Tyler: "The only thing that will happen to me if she makes problems is an eventual promotion after her death." *On a trip to New Melbourne to visit Michaela's Grandma Fields (Yes, she does bake cookies. She also camps out in her front windows with her friend Gertie and her sawed off shotgun. She hates door to door salespeople.) Betsy: "Wear ballistic mesh when going to visit grandma." Radley: "I always do." Michaela: "Yep... That's right... I'm a virgin, gramma." GM: "That's right young lady. You stay that way til marriage... Not like your gramma."
  10. Re: A Thread for Random Videos Oh Jim Gaffigan... Hilarious!
  11. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... LOL! Done!
  12. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? One of my favorite covers ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d23t8h-wmcc
  13. Re: A Thread for Random Videos I love watching train wrecks...
  14. Re: A Thread for Random Videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQqSVrkkag
  15. Re: A Thread for Random Videos Oh I couldn't stop laughing. That was so darn cute.
  16. Re: Bigtime Blowout I haven't really given it much thought... I'm guessing some would go underground and resurface with a new villain identity. Some may also give up the life and act as consultants in Hollywood when making superhero movies.
  17. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Yet another throaty vocalist... Love it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Ad03oRWcI
  18. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Her voice just drips sensuality.
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