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About MilkmanDan

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  • Birthday 04/16/1970

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    I'm pretty tall. I have decent hair. I bathe.
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    Defender of Justice, computer-style. That, or software development. I can never tell.

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The first rule of the Jungle is you don't talk about the Jungle.
  2. Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. Get elected to a second term. NT: What is the next publicity stunt lined up for balloon boy's father?
  3. Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. "Pull!"
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lutefisk. Dear lord, lutefisk.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Do you have any idea how many points an intercontinental missile with a thermonuclear warhead costs? I'm sorry, but until you get more experience, you're going to have to scrap your nuclear arsenal."
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They decide to hold the WINTER Olympics in a town where the average February high temperature is 46 degrees Farenheit.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You realize that pretty much every single interesting person you'd ever want to spend time with throughout history is there as well.
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'll sell you my soul if you promise to send me to hell." "Uh . . ." "I just hate uncertainty, OK?" NT: Ways to improve your little section of Hell.
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, look, Carrot Top is performing tonight!" NT: Fall is here and leaves are turning color. How does Hulk go out and enjoy the splendor of nature?
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hockey. When he answers his shoe phone and the skate blade cuts his ear off, the crowd will go wild.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Listen, Flash, I know you want a pet and all, but I think Zippy the Wonder Sloth is maybe not the best mascot for you." NT: Michael Crabtree has apparently finally signed with the 49ers. How should the veterans haze him?
  12. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sure, sweetie, you can borrow the car, but you should probably know that I've decided to start living in the back seat with my new, extensive firearms collection in expectations of you starting dating." NT: Ways you could convince BoloOfEarth's daughter to let him tag along on the first date.
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat High fantasy. You know, magic, knights, orcs and trolls, huge flying mounts, stuff like that. Someone should really try something like that.
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