low brow... but funny!
Not to steal my GM’s thunder but this one is too funny to wait, AND he sleeps in later than I do.
Ok a little set up. We have done some detective work and find out that (not joke here) Major Payne is stealing technology from our friendly neighborhood UNTIL clone (called FORT).
Major Payne calls US to his office; we are thinking “Great we got him, no problem, game over, lets get more pizzaâ€.
We get there and he tells us that it is not him who is behind it, but it was Captain Johnson. (Now admittedly I don’t think our GM had thought about the name that much and it just leapt into his mind and he ran with it… he will NEVER do that again).
After the complete run down my character decides to summarize the situation:
“Let me get this straight. You have a Rogue Johnson on your hands and you want us to get a hold of it for you??â€
Low brow I know, but damn it was funny. There were about 400 other Johnson jokes, to the point where we had to put a moratorium on all Johnson jokes for the rest of the night, which didn’t work of course, but at least we tried.
Lok