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Mentor reacted to Klytus in A Thread for Random Musings
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If you believe that a certain behavior is "bad" or "wrong", then it is still bad and wrong when you, and the folks you like and support, do it too!
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Mentor reacted to Scary Drifter in A Thread for Random Musings
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And if Momma Cass had shared that chicken sandwich with Karen Carpenter, maybe they'd both still be alive.
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Mentor reacted to Bazza in Longest Running Thread EVER
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An oldie but a goodie
Indian Chief
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the heck the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. One week later he called the National Weather Service again.
"Is it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,
"it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied,"The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
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Mentor got a reaction from Rachel in A Thread for Random Musings
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There are definitely posters to these boards whom I would call a liar. But not Kara. Nothing in her history remotely calls for such treatment.
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Mentor got a reaction from lemming in A Thread for Random Musings
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There are definitely posters to these boards whom I would call a liar. But not Kara. Nothing in her history remotely calls for such treatment.
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Mentor reacted to Rachel in Musings on Random Musings
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Groovy.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
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Mentor got a reaction from death tribble in Longest Running Thread EVER
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You forgot temporal criminal and dimensional intruder. -
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Mentor got a reaction from death tribble in A Thread for Random Musings
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There may be nothing sweeter than the voice of the Dr. telling me, "Your wife shows negative for breast cancer."
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Mentor reacted to austenandrews in Longest Running Thread EVER
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All right, this calls for a pretty girl.
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