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BlueCloud2k2

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  1. Q: How can we disprove Temporal Paradox Theory? A: There's no such thing as "too much hotsauce" when it comes to her cooking.
  2. I see what VampDurkon is doing... and I applaud this plan. Very sneaky and ambitious. He didn't kill an ally. He brought converted another Cleric into Hel's fold. One of "appropriate level." I forsee all of the priest of The Creed being brought into Hel's fold. As for the members of the Creed, they didn't have enough high-level spells to return the Temple to it's natural state until the morning. Therefore, the Temple is a Permanent Structure.
  3. Q: I wonder what happens when you get a bunch of Gods from different pantheons together? A: Cover it in Fudge, she'll never notice the medicinal taste.
  4. Q: What makes you think City Hall is skimping on the upcoming City Wide picnic? A: I can't tell if you are an evil mastermind or dumber than Forest Gump, and that scares me.
  5. Q: So you are planning on getting your ex back with badly written lyrics? How's that working out? A: Ethics schmethics. Who's needs ethics when you have the next best thing to omnipotence?
  6. Q: Did you hear that Trump is planning on firing everyone who works for the Federal Government when he gets elected? A: Chaos, Destruction, Anarchy. My work here is done.
  7. Q: Do you think Hank would mind if I borrowed his tech to shrink my hemorrhoids? A: I think someone slipped me some LSD... cuz that looks an awful lot like a green koala in a purple party hat playing a green ukelele.
  8. Maybe that's the whole point... a Civil War amongst the nerds, so to speak.
  9. Q: You say they are doing a spin-off film for Lord of the Rings to cover Gandalf's experiences while he was 'dead?' I wonder how soon they'll announce it? A: Dude, have you ever looked at your hands? Aren't they just weird?
  10. Q: You know, I think adding Quantum Mechanical Engineering to the Summer Olympics was the greatest idea I ever had! A: Napalm and Silly Putty.
  11. Q: So tell me, Conner, what do you think will happen if we upload Saturday Night Fever and Boogie Nights into Skynet's Mainframe? A: The Sh*t-eth hath hit-eth the fan.... eth.
  12. Since Fallout 4 will most likely be a Steam Client game, I don't see this being a problem My Half-Life 1 (as well as Blue Shift and Op Force) all work on my Windows 7 machine since I have them on Steam.
  13. Q: I've I've decided to blow up the sun... wanna help? A: Now matter how much horse-radish you put on it, a sh**-sandwich still tastes like sh**.
  14. Oh, That's Why: http://www.extremetech.com/computing/191279-why-is-it-called-windows-10-not-windows-9
  15. I don't think my computer could handle windows 10... it's over 4 years old and wasn't a top of the line desktop to begin with (I bought one that would barely run Starcraft 2 and Skyrim). Will prolly just move my HDD over to a new one when I build a new one next year. And what happened to Windows 9?
  16. Q: What do you mean it's physically impossible for Hancock to stick a person's head up another person's butt? A: I really didn't want or need that image in my head.
  17. That's pretty much the impression I got as well. I also like how the two prophesies concerning Durkon are going to be fulfilled: 1) Durkon's return will cause the end of Dwarven Civilization (The Origin of PC's) 2) Durkon will return to his homeland after he dies (Prophecy given by the Kobold Seer). Since Durkon is a Vampire Cleric of Hel now, I think I see what's going to happen.
  18. Q: Hey, I heard that Rick just got transfered from Taxes to Head Death... I wonder if he's going to change the company tagline? A: I find a certain amount of uncertainty in your certainty.
  19. Q: Jealous much, Sheldon? A: I can't help it that you have a face meant for radio.
  20. So it's gonna be one match per opponent? So five opponents per week? Or is it a week against one opponent, and each match stands on its own?
  21. Q: Iron Man with Boots of Lead, Fills his Victims Full of Dread... I wonder what his Wife Wears? A: You say that now, but just you wait.
  22. Q: Well, Ultron just smashed Avengers Tower... how much to repair it, do you think? Under or over a Million? A: There is no such thing as overkill. There is only "Keep Firing" and "I need to reload."
  23. Q: So I hear you're an anti-vegan? A: I cast Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion. And then I run like hell.
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