BlueCloud2k2
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*starts banging my head against the wall*
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Q: So what's your new tagline to sell John Deer in Russia? A: You can always say no. You just might not survive doing so.
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Q: Just because the old testament said no Shell-Fish doesn't mean I can't have it! I'm a Congressman, damnit! A: I find your rationality to be highly irrational.
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Q: You say Honey Boo-Boo is singing pop-songs now? A: I hate being the main character.
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I wonder if that's Andi the Mechanic, or Bandana's previous unnamed ex girlfriend? http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0959.html
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Q: Hey dad, can we have Liver with Fave Beans and Chiante for Dinner? A: SPOON!!!
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I like it!
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Q: Saw the new Jurassic World movie, did you? A: Just a quick note while you're diving for cover. Friendly Fire, isn't.
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Q: I can't tell if they are Trekkies or addicted to reality TV... A: There is entirely too much blood in my alcohol level.
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Q - Did you hear that Kim Kardashian and Snooki made an instructional video about Kepler's laws of planetary motion? A - Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Q: I'll have a Double-Armageddon with an Apocalypse to go, please. A: You do and I'll sue!
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A Creature Write-Up I Did Recently...
BlueCloud2k2 replied to Marcus Impudite's topic in Other Genres
Very cool, though Strength and Body seem a bit high for heroic level... -
Q: Where are you going with that Chainsaw? A: I would say that the math is beyond your ability to comprehend and the concept would escape you, but I find myself in the same boat.
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Q: Where did this invoice authorizing a million pounds of Spam come from? Q: What do you mean my new Cheese-In-a-Can tastes like feet? A: This is how it begins, with lots of "ooohs" and "awwwws." But later there will screaming. And Running. Lot's of Running.
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Q: You named your sword!? A: It's like an Omelet made a baby with a Croissant!
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Q: What makes you think Mitt Romney is an Elitist Snob? A: On second thought, lets just forget about the Dork Lord and run off to Vegas.
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Q: How's your fan-fiction coming? A: Kicking the Man of Steel in the balls isn't going to do much more than break your toes.
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Q: This obsession with the Madagascar films is getting insane. A: Just so you know, when you die, I'm going to be driving a stake through your heart at the funeral to make sure you are really dead.
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Q: You say your TARDIS fell through a rift in time and now you're trapped in another dimension? A: No, I don't think they had Wookies in mind when they designed it.
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Q: Why are you spray painting my name on the front of that train? A: You find yourself in a twenty-foot by twenty-foot room. There are doors to your left and right. Across from you, an orc guards a treasure chest.
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Q: What's with that big red button? That big, red, candy colored button? The one that's begging me to push it? A: Begone vile infidel!
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It will prolly be bonus artwork when the book comes out.
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You sir, put the dirty in Dirty Old Man
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Q: Said the Companion to the Doctor: A: I just wish the lowest bidder was able to get it right. I designed the navigation system utilizing software for an optical mouse while suffering from insomnia a few weeks ago.
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Q: Didn't there used to be a plane on the tarmac? And what's with the flaming pile of wreckage over there? A: I meant a machine gun you twit. Please remove your Mr. Spock doll from the Potato Gun.
