Re: Create a Villain Theme Team!
I hear in the popular press that 'aliens' are a plague. They are an evil tide of mucosal menace, sloshing noisomely about in the cauldron of species that already inhabit our world. And if we don't deal with them, if we don't drive them out, the panic-mongers cry, then we are doomed. DOOMED!
Poppycock. Marvellous creatures, all of them. Though perhaps not for the reasons you think. Some seek to understand them. Others see them as fellow travellers, beings with the same rights, the same aspirations as our own. There are many who believe that they bring something unique to our lives, and should be protected.
I am in the latter group. And the thing I believe they bring to our lives?
Ingredients.
Keep your beefsteak. Enjoy your barbecue ribs, savour your coq au vin if you will. For myself? I like nothing more than flank of ransai, slowly chargrilled then slathered in a sauce made from its own barrier mucus. Flesh, bones, organs, every part of every alien menace is a new and unique culinary opportunity. And I, The Gustator, shall savour them all. Mastery of my enemies' endocrine systems, I can turn their bodily processes against them, paralysing with a touch, turning their nervous system into a jangling conductor of pain, causing their own digestive juices to consume them from within. It is not pretty, but it is effective. And it makes their flesh so very, VERY tender...