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1 hour ago, Starlord said:
I'll do you one better...why is the red bag?!?!
Blood, obviously. They didn't fit in the bag in one piece.
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Previous GM had one who might qualify. Vapor was Invisible, Desolid, SPD 12, and had a 4d6 KA Affects Solid World.
It was a Crowning Moment of Awesome for my PC when she Stunned, Knocked Out, and *Killed* that SOB in one hit. (Vapor skimped on defenses...)
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13 hours ago, Ockham's Spoon said:
A cop is driving around in his police cruiser one afternoon, when he sees a car up ahead that's going significantly slower than the rest of the traffic. Other drivers are swerving around them, honking their horns, and swearing.
Realizing that this was a terrible hazard for everyone involved, he gets behind the slow driver, and flips on his lights.
The driver immediately pulls over, and the cop walks up to the window, and discovers that the driver is a little white-haired old woman. He looks further into the car and sees three more small elderly female passengers.
He asks the usual, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“No, sir. I don't.”
“Mam, you were only going 25 miles an hour.”
“But I thought that was the speed limit!” , she points to a large black and white road sign not far away.
The officer just chuckles a bit, shakes his head, and says, “Mam…that's not a speed limit sign, you are on ROUTE 25.” They both have a good laugh. He takes one last look around the car before he leaves, and notices the other old ladies are all wide eyed and terrified. “Mam, are they okay?”
“Oh, they'll be fine. We just got off of route 125!”
Last time I heard that joke, the little old ladies were all nuns.
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2 hours ago, Starlord said:
6. Whole numbers between 3 and 5
F. Consistency
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1 hour ago, death tribble said:
That is
Nigel Crenshaw
of
2, The Malt House
39 Marlborough Lane,
Darnall
Sheffield
S9 5BD
I thought British birds were all female?
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Conversion equipment costs one tenth of the 'mech's total tonnage (same as internal structure).
Oh, sorry. Was reading Battletech stuff...
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On 8/6/2023 at 3:13 PM, Lord Liaden said:
The problem is, what do you call people from the United States? Staters? Unies? USAs (pronounced "oosas")? "Yankees" has derogatory implications. There really isn't a decent-sounding alternative to "Americans."
On another forum USAians was typed, but I'm not sure how it could be pronounced. Spanish has the word Estadiounidense, but it is both difficult to say and hear.
16 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:In the first, the researcher referred to the long-ago people as the "Nacirema." It took me a while to realize that he was talking about modern US society.
Hey, Nacirema! *dances*
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You should really retitle this "Help me create THE APOCALYPSE!" 😉
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On 8/4/2023 at 10:27 PM, Pariah said:
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in Partial Arts.
On 8/4/2023 at 10:50 PM, Bazza said:That would be a white belt. Get it right. tkdguy would agree.
No, white is beginner, black is master. He's probably in the blue or green range somewhere in the middle.
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On 8/1/2023 at 12:33 AM, Lord Liaden said:
I saw Aliens. Would that dropship really inspire your confidence?
So did I. Setting aside that they never got to use it properly, it looks like a BAMF.
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1 hour ago, Lord Liaden said:
I'd be really nervous if I saw the rebuilt model on my flight's tarmac.
I'd be happy if the dropship was there with it.
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LEGO is a wonderful source of everything.
As for my toys: Four images of Jada Toys' Nano Metalfigs. Diecast solid metal figs from multiple lines: GI Joe, TMNT, DC, Marvel (pictured), Minecraft, Harry Potter, Walking Dead, WWE, Nightmare Before Christmas, Transformers, and possibly others I don't recall. About 5 CM high & wide, slightly too large to use as minis. But it doesn't stop me from trying, and there's a aftermarket of cusomized figs.
And in the US, they retail for about $1 a fig, though they're sold in 18 or 20 packs now.
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I believe Tom's comment to be based upon only one person in that situation.
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The Firl with the Dragonborn Tattoo
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On 6/4/2023 at 8:46 AM, Bazza said:
I also feel that Frank Castle should do quips like Spider-Man; after all, he is The Punisher.
I've got that guy in my file to finish building one of these days...
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54 minutes ago, mattingly said:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's apparent.
Or when it's all groan up.
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1 hour ago, Lord Liaden said:
(If anyone asks where water freezes in giraffes, .)
I believe that's Australia
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Funny Pics II: The Revenge
in Non-Gaming Discussion
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You are not kidding. My father actually had that happen. Shortly after the sign, a fully outfitted Apache helicopter came over the horizon...