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1 hour ago, Logan D. Hurricanes said:

This one was posted in a group I follow, and we still haven't figured them all out yet. I got several, but some elude me. If you answer, please use spoiler tags. 

 

On 4/29/2023 at 2:05 PM, Ninja-Bear said:

@Old Man, the Assegai isn’t the only weapon thats’s hard to clarify. Depending on area and century Polearms can be confusing to. And don’t forget the old question, when does a knife become a sword?

My fantasy system actually has a rule for that - when the whole is greater than a cubit (elbow to fingertip).  Weapons shorter than that are legal to carry in most towns, longer are not.

On 4/27/2023 at 9:34 AM, Ninja-Bear said:

So a STR Min of 8 or 10 then? Btw I’m not against reducing the DC of the spear one handed bit rather I don’t want to mess with the -1 OCV.

Why exactly is a spear -1 OCV?   In hand to hand they're literally point and shoot.

8 hours ago, Lord Liaden said:

In the Middle Ages that was prime marrying age.

 

Besides, the invocation is "fairest," not "hottest."

So there will never be an umpire or referree pictured?

2 hours ago, Cygnia said:

Madness over Hare                                                                                                                                                                                                         Dimes over Toy Soldiers

Ides over Middle                    Ides over Madness                                            Ents over Cannons                                      Ents over Dimes              Ents over Penguins

Trombones over Coronets                                               Cannon over Ides                                       Ents over Imperial                                             Wedding over Funeral

Cannon over Reeds               Cannon over Trombone                                                                                                          Imperial over Wedding    Imperial over Nissan

38 minutes ago, Cancer said:

The Looneytoovian Man?

On 2/6/2023 at 9:11 PM, Bazza said:

Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Haloween? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31.

 

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are two types of people in the world.  Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

16 minutes ago, Tech said:

One of our players wanted that for a heroine so we used the following:
 

3d6, 3 Def Entangle, Use Con to break free, Reliable, only on 1 limb

Putting on a time restriction of how long it'll last is also a good idea (such as, 'Entangle only lasts 1 hour')

What exactly is Reliable, and where did it come from?  

I was building a character and had the idea for a power that would be used to disable an opponent's limbs, probably one at a time. 

How would herodom assembled build such an attack?  How would it play out?  I'll post some of my thoughts after a bit.

You have an extra turtle and no rat...

Reminds me of something my boss said to me.

"i give you the hard things because you succeed."

I really need to get as much faith in myself as he has...

2 hours ago, Lord Liaden said:

I fear we're seeing the American education system inaction again. 🥴

Fixed that for you.

1 hour ago, Pariah said:

Why don't sharks eat politicians?

 

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Professional courtesy.

 

I thought that was for lawyers.  Which are just the larval form of politicians.  And both leave a bad taste in ypur mouth. 

On 10/19/2022 at 5:14 PM, Trencher said:

 I have zombies and skeletons have the "takes no stun" power but not the "cannot be stunned". You can smack them back a little. 

To be fair it comes with my skeletons having greater speed than humans and zombies a lot more in body than any human so its balancing. 

That's about the way my undead work too.  You're not going to KO one, but a good whack can buy you a moment to retreat...

For my Master of Orion game:

Missiles: Physical or energy damage depending on type, can fire immediately / fire multiple, guided weapons, finite charges, can be ECM'd.

Torpedoes:  Energy weapons, extra phase to charge before firing, no guidance (and no jamming).

Magical attacks or abilities (up to three?) that would be more at home in a sci-fi setting.  Ex: A withering sickness caused by radiation. 

From my elemental fantasy world, each race is associated with one of the four classic elements.  Elves are Water.  Natively breathe water, extra swimming, live in an archipelago, though the actual capital is underwater.

On 10/22/2022 at 9:45 PM, Logan.1179 said:

I think we hit something...

 

 

I got behind this guy a couple days ago. Grabbed a quick photo at the stoplight.

Baby on Board!  (or tire)

3 hours ago, Cygnia said:

What the HELL is that?

...

Cause I might have a new member for my Arachnaphobia supervillain team.

5 hours ago, Bazza said:

Do, but I did hear about one called Dharma. 

Your waiter is named Greg?

4 hours ago, Starlord said:

This of course begs the question of what is in the other spaces...

3 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

I gotta go with Smudge on this one. 

I don't know who that is, so I'm going with the cat.

On 8/8/2022 at 3:01 PM, Certified said:

Haven't they made movies about this being a BAD IDEA?!?!

On 7/30/2022 at 8:36 AM, Logan.1179 said:

Somebody dictated that over the phone while on Novacaine?

1 hour ago, Drhoz said:

Trope might be older than you think too - see HP Lovecraft's story Medusa's Coils. Or rather, don't see it - it's one of his worst works, and the racism is egregious even for Lovecraft. 

To be honest, all I was looking for was justifying the mulletpower.