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Mightybec

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    Mightybec got a reaction from Just A Guy Name in Musings on Random Musings   
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    So Alanis Morrisette IS God!
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    Mightybec reacted to Tim in Musings on Random Musings   
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    I would'nt pick at Mightybec, he's like an open sore.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from White Heat in Musings on Random Musings   
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    If they only knew..
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    Mightybec reacted in Musings on Random Musings   
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    PM or even a Rep.
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    Mightybec reacted to death tribble in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Inspired by one of the last pictures on another thread and the Fast Show I submit this.
     
    Me ?
    Mightybec ?
    The ex-President of the NGD forum, here ?
    On an aircraft carrier, the Nimitz, in the middle of the Pacific
    amongst sleeping sailors.
    with my reputation ?
    what were they thinking of ?
    oh well, tally ho !
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    Mightybec reacted to AliceTheOwl in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    No objections here.
     

     
    Yup, those are real. Wow.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from Pegasus in Musings on Random Musings   
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    Mrs Jones, your husband was just brought to the hospital. Apperantly he was masturbating with a belt sander, and something got stuck. But I do have some good news...
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    Mightybec got a reaction from L. Marcus in Musings on Random Musings   
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    Mightybec reacted to Bazza in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
     
    Instructions on how to clean your toilet
     

     
    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
     
     
    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
     
     
    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
     
     
    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
     
     
    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
     
     
    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
     
     
    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
     
     
    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
     
     
    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
     
     
    Sincerely,
     
     
    The Dog
     

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    Mightybec got a reaction from Hyper-Man in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    I have noticed something. Jackalope is one of the strangest lovers I've had, and that says quite alot. I mean, he takes a fist like a cow getting enseminated and begs for more. And I won't get into his fetish grooming habits.
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    Mightybec reacted to James Gillen in Musings on Random Musings   
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    no
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    Mightybec got a reaction from jackalope in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    I have noticed something. Jackalope is one of the strangest lovers I've had, and that says quite alot. I mean, he takes a fist like a cow getting enseminated and begs for more. And I won't get into his fetish grooming habits.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from Kara Zor-El in Musings on Random Musings   
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    With the 19 year old, you're probably right.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from Trencher in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    A pornstar wants to break the Anal Gangbang record by having 150 of her fans take turns in her tush. She has a website and a sign up form. This seems messed up, even to me.
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    Mightybec reacted to Annarie in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    So much for eating dinner.

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    Mightybec got a reaction from death tribble in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    This is so true it hurts...
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    Mightybec got a reaction from AliceTheOwl in Musings on Random Musings   
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    And now you're starting to understand the anomaly known as Mightybec.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from Bazza in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Never the less, this is a personal matter that is none of the forums business.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from Super Squirrel in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Does this dirty laundry need to be here? This seems more of a private matter.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from zornwil in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    My wife and I just made up a really fun game to do while shopping. It's called Freakshow count. Any time you're in Walmart, Target, Costco, ect..., every freakshow counts for one point for the finder, and the one with the most points wins. A freashow can be a woman with bad BO, someone wearing clothes that cause eye damage, big bellies hangign out from under a shirt, ect... This weekend, I won with a BO girl, poodle hair girl, and man picking nose.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from death tribble in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    Interesting true story.
     
    Gang meber is shot and becomes braindead.
    His heart is transplanted into a 60 year old.
    The man at 65 tackles an insane gunman, saving many lives.
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    Mightybec reacted to Kara Zor-El in The cranky thread   
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    Time to cheer everyone up!
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    Mightybec reacted to Super Squirrel in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    I was successfully able to sneak past the 2000 posts mark without either making a big 2000th post, post, or someone pointing it out. Mission accomplished!
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    Mightybec reacted to Ben Seeman in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    I know that my uncle does.
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    Mightybec got a reaction from Ben Seeman in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    and another...
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