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Battlestaff

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pit them in a flamewar against the Jewish Scientologists as to whether Zenu really is the savior, or just a prophet. NT: New and inventive ways for Tom Cruise to promote Scientology, that show that he has gone totally around the bend.
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Lady of the Lake thrusts her hand up through center court holding the sword Excalibur in her hand. I'm sorry I thought you meant a Magic Lake game.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Silence of the Lambs "Oh, he's Hannibal, The Cannibal, He really, really wants to eat your brain." NT: Superhero musicals that just don't make the cut. (Difficulty: Superhero's name cannot appear in the main title, just a subtitle).
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ewoks defeat the Empire? Are you serious? C'mon man, you gotta do better." With thanks to Hurley from Lost.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do Posters really have favorite things? Mine usually just hand on the wall where I put them......... NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind, who should play the rest of the Rat Pack?
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What? A Kaiser Roll? Why, when I fought under General Pershing, we were trying to stop the Kaiser. What kind of vet do you take me for. Dang kids...." NT: It began as a fad, but now has become a movement. What is It?
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Coutersue. Come on, lawsuits are a national pastime over here. We can drag this thing through courts with countersuits, etc., until doomsday. NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble.
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sharks. With frickin' lasers on their heads. Come on, like you didn't think about answering like that....... Really, he's going to use his orbital mind-control satellites to force everyone to call their mothers to wish them a happy mother's day and tell them they love her. He's really a sweet boy at heart........
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm sorry sir, but every burger is charred and dry. This is Hell, after all."
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Realization we hadn't paid our space access "fee" to the aliens on the moon.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat John Wayne as Genghis Khan. This was actually made, as compared to the planned movie about Genghis Khan starring Steven Seagal. NT: Catchphrases for the U.S. presidential and vice-presidential candidates.
  12. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Started allowing teams to mount .50 caliber machine-guns in the front grill of the cars.
  13. Re: STR Min for Battle ax Quick Question: What are the rules concerning STR mins for 1/5 handed weapons being used one-handed and being used 2 handed? I don't have the book in front of me right now here at work, and this is something that has come up before with a couple of folks.
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When Banner becomes the Hulk, not everything grows in size proportionately.....
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jessica High is tormented for all eternity by the remaining six cardinal sins when Vanity drags her off to Hell. Or rabid wombats. Gotta love someone getting eaten by rabid wombats. NT: How you would dispose of the annoying person in the office you just killed, without leaving the office.
  16. Re: running down a crowded hall waving his weapon? I would look at the character's STR versus the STR of the people he was trying to push out of the way. I would say his STR would have to equal or exceed their STR before he could even contemplate pushing his opponents out of the way. You could give a bonus for him using a shield (to push the others and restrict their ability to brace and fight back) and for the members of his party pushing from behind, but that would be up to you. I would also impose restrictions based on the number of enemies he had to push through. Also, I would allow the people he pushed past, on their actions, to attack him from behind because he pushed past them without protecting himself. Unless the character had Defense Maneuver, I would give his opponents bonuses to hit him, also.
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hire scab writers for the networks and allow them to come up with new, innovative stories and ideas, without interference from TV execs who have no idea what the viewers actually want. Before long, the writers will have to come back to work, or be replaced.
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gene Simmons is Super Tongue!! What he's shown us already is really only the smallest part of what he can really do!
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