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NT: Ways to keep the Christian Scientologists off of Wikipedia

Pit them in a flamewar against the Jewish Scientologists as to whether Zenu really is the savior, or just a prophet.

NT: New and inventive ways for Tom Cruise to promote Scientology, that show that he has gone totally around the bend.

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NT: Surprises in the Magic-Lakers NBA finals

The Lady of the Lake thrusts her hand up through center court holding the sword Excalibur in her hand.

I'm sorry I thought you meant a Magic Lake game.

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New Topic: Creative ways for teachers to get revenge on their most deserving students. (Difficulty: Nothing illegal' date=' immoral, or school-related).[/quote']

 

Find out where they work, and show up there. Every day. Make things go as slowly as possible. Talk whenever the student tries to talk with other customers, and demand their attention when they look away.

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NT: Completely inappropriate movies to turn into Broadway musicals.

The Silence of the Lambs

"Oh, he's Hannibal,

The Cannibal,

He really, really wants to eat your brain."

NT: Superhero musicals that just don't make the cut. (Difficulty: Superhero's name cannot appear in the main title, just a subtitle).

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NT: Popular movie quotes and the ones they rejected. (Example' date=' "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a hootenanny.")[/quote']

 

"I'll be back soon. And you will not like it. No, sir, not one bit. You are not going to like what happens when I come back. Hoo boy, if I were you I would take off now. See ya."

 

What, too long?

 

 

NT: Take a famous movie line and find another movie for it to go in.

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New Topic: Bizarre historical events you'd "fix" if you had a time machine.

"Ewoks defeat the Empire? Are you serious? C'mon man, you gotta do better."

With thanks to Hurley from Lost.

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NT: Lawyers' date=' guns, and money are not sufficient. What else is needed to get out of your predicament?[/quote']

 

A cocker spaniel, a gallon of green paint, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

 

 

NT: The worst advice you ever got from your drunk Uncle Al.

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NT: What to do when your favourite poster has an overdose of their favourite thing (inspired by the fact that every day I seem to see Gillian Anderson's new play in the paper with a picture of her and the play being recommended)

Do Posters really have favorite things? Mine usually just hand on the wall where I put them.........

NT: Martin Scorsese is planning a new biopic of Frank Sinatra. He has announced that Jaimie Foxx is going to play Ol' Blue Eyes. With this unusal decision in mind, who should play the rest of the Rat Pack?

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NT: I have a particularly unpatriotic form of pastry. What should I call it?

"What? A Kaiser Roll? Why, when I fought under General Pershing, we were trying to stop the Kaiser. What kind of vet do you take me for. Dang kids...."

NT: It began as a fad, but now has become a movement. What is It?

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She has an escort of Imperial Stormtroopers.

 

NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York, New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ?

Coutersue. Come on, lawsuits are a national pastime over here. We can drag this thing through courts with countersuits, etc., until doomsday.

NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble.

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NT: How Dr. Destroyer is going to celebrate Mother's Day.

Sharks. With frickin' lasers on their heads.

Come on, like you didn't think about answering like that.......

Really, he's going to use his orbital mind-control satellites to force everyone to call their mothers to wish them a happy mother's day and tell them they love her. He's really a sweet boy at heart........

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NT: Hamburgers in Hell.

"I'm sorry sir, but every burger is charred and dry. This is Hell, after all."

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NT: What delayed the launch this time ? (difficulty. Must be a silly reason and not budget cuts or something really technical)

Realization we hadn't paid our space access "fee" to the aliens on the moon.

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Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. Think about it, the Scooby Gang playing the Scoobies. And SMJ has already played Daphne......

 

 

NT: The REAL Secret Ingredient in Scooby Snacks. (Difficulty, no drug references)

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NT? Worst. Casting. Decision. Ever.

John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

This was actually made, as compared to the planned movie about Genghis Khan starring Steven Seagal.

NT: Catchphrases for the U.S. presidential and vice-presidential candidates.

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He's Zell Miller.

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NT: Signs NASCAR has completely lost their mind.

Started allowing teams to mount .50 caliber machine-guns in the front grill of the cars.

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Yep a Battleaxe is 1.5 handed thus STRmin13 in two hands or STRmin15 in one.

Quick Question: What are the rules concerning STR mins for 1/5 handed weapons being used one-handed and being used 2 handed? I don't have the book in front of me right now here at work, and this is something that has come up before with a couple of folks.

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NT: Biggest surprises found in the Incredible Hulk movie

When Banner becomes the Hulk, not everything grows in size proportionately.....

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NT: Appropriate deaths for your Least Favorite Person At Work

NT: Jessica High is tormented for all eternity by the remaining six cardinal sins when Vanity drags her off to Hell.

Or rabid wombats. Gotta love someone getting eaten by rabid wombats.

NT: How you would dispose of the annoying person in the office you just killed, without leaving the office.

Re: running down a crowded hall waving his weapon?

Last week when i ran my game,

players entered a conflict area/hallway that was 2 hexes wide and 10 hexes long.

 

They were caught unaware *Suprise* at an archway. The players where deadlocked at archway toe to toe.

 

One of the players insisted he could push his way into the crowded hallway, forward into 2 inhabited hexes, passing the first 4 enemies, and start attacking some one from there. I told him this would've resulted in passing thru hexes inhabited by the enemy, and that he must stop at the first inhabited hex.

 

Can a player waltz thru enemy inhabited hexes?

 

Whats the mechanic for that?

I would look at the character's STR versus the STR of the people he was trying to push out of the way. I would say his STR would have to equal or exceed their STR before he could even contemplate pushing his opponents out of the way. You could give a bonus for him using a shield (to push the others and restrict their ability to brace and fight back) and for the members of his party pushing from behind, but that would be up to you. I would also impose restrictions based on the number of enemies he had to push through.

Also, I would allow the people he pushed past, on their actions, to attack him from behind because he pushed past them without protecting himself. Unless the character had Defense Maneuver, I would give his opponents bonuses to hit him, also.

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NT: Things you would do to Dick Cheney's sweet' date=' sweet fanny. That you can list here without getting an infraction of some sort.[/quote']

 

Watch it walk out of the White House into the waiting arms of the Federal Department of Corrections representative to begin his sentence for all the evil he's done during his puppet's.... err, I mean Bush's presidency.

 

And smile at what's going to happen next to Cheney's sweet, sweet fanny.......

 

 

NT: President [insert Villains Name] is giving his/her State of the Union address. Who is the president, and what is the focus of the address?

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NT: Unexpected ways to end the writer's strike

Hire scab writers for the networks and allow them to come up with new, innovative stories and ideas, without interference from TV execs who have no idea what the viewers actually want. Before long, the writers will have to come back to work, or be replaced.

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New Topic: Celebrities who could be real superheroes (including what powers they have).

Gene Simmons is Super Tongue!! What he's shown us already is really only the smallest part of what he can really do!

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NT: Instead of a college football playoff' date=' Foxbat's innovative new solution to fixing the BCS.[/quote']

 

He will fight each college football team, armed only with his incredible good looks, rapier wit, and, of course, his amazing ping-pong ball gun. Any team he defeats will be eliminated, the winners will then proceed to a second round, and so on......

 

 

Hey, you never said it had to be a good plan........

 

 

NT: Foxbat's new method for picking candidates for a presidential election instead of caucuses and primaries.