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Enforcer84

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  1. Re: Villain Team Application form First let me point out that this was already done quite well by SKJAM!. But this is my interpretation of Thog (Order of the Stick) filling out application. *turns back towards audience* *Turns around* Thank you for your interest in the Lords of Power Super Villain team, please fill out this form to the best of your ability. Should you require special equipment (Heat proof pencils, etc) in order to complete this form, it will be provided. The Lords of Power does not share this information with any other civilian source, and would never, ever, think of selling the information about those not accepted to interested parties for cash or favors. So please be as honest as you can. Super Villain Name: Thog the Barbarian (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: The Battlin' Lepercaun (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species:Thog Half Orc Place of Birth: Nale never Told Thog Date of Birth: Thog's Birthday! Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? Nale got invitation Letter; Nale gives Thog Nale's junk mail. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? Thog has Improvised Weapons Feat, Rages four times a day and has Damage Reduction. Thog fantasy character in Superhero world. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? Thog like teams. Teams have parties. Thog like Ice cream and Sprinkles. Yay SPRINKLES! Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? Thog member of Linear Guild. Thog's standing in Guild jeopardized by Thog's not wanting to harm Not-Nale. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? What is question? Thog not hero. Thog simple Half-Orc, pushed to Thog's limits by the stresses of Modern Society. If, of course, Thog lived in Modern Society, which Thog does not. Thog perhaps not answer Question well. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Thog got open schedule. But Thursday is Zoo day. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? Thog should warn Lords of Power, Thog not sharpest Club in the Warchest. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Thog want Puppy! But Nale says Thog not responsible. Thog irresponsible villain. Have you seen Thog's Axe? Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? THog take hayride once. That help? Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? Thog like Greater Evil. Nale's Girlfriend is the Greatest Evil Thog knows. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Thog likes Logos. Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Thog have PMB at Mailbox Etc. On Third Street in Azure City. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: Thog Like Sprinkles. Thog like puppies. Pretty girls give Thog Cooties. Thog Fears Cooties. Thank you for your interest in the Lords of Power. All applications will be reviewed, if no response in 4-6 weeks, it is likely the team is currently filled. Lords of Power are welcome. Thog wait for reply.
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Operation Iraqi Healthcare.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chocolate. NT: Finds that Archeologists don't tell the world about.
  4. Re: Fantasy Rant My only rant is when ever I try to run a fantasy game, my players balk at being the cheerleaders or fashion models. Sigh.
  5. Re: Top 10 List of the Lamest Superheroes of All Times And no mention of the Punisher.
  6. Re: The downsides of the Iron Age Sturgeon's Law: startdate Jan 3, 2007.... so 90% of all comics are crap. 10% are really good. Of that 90% some is horrid. That's what I'm going to talk about. At it's worst, Golden Age comics were jingoistic morality plays where it's immoral to be a foreigner. At it's worst, Silver Age comics are acid trips with permanent pictures to prove you were there. At it's worse, Bronze Age comics are boring soapoperas bemoaning one social injustice after another. At it's worst, Iron Age comics are profanity laced, S&M Snuff books with a high volume of leather and low IQ's. Moralistic Whining a "plus". At it's worst, Modern Age comics are written by Mark Millar, and edited by Joe Quesada. I could throw DC's staff in there too. At least in my opinion. I like good stories. But in my opinion good stories include (particularly for the superheroic genre) a) Heroism, decent art, c) an interesting plot d) good, believable dialog, and e) a quasi-logical conclusion.
  7. Re: Villain Team Application form The Lords of Justice have sunk to a new low! Posing as supervillains!
  8. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Yay Co-worker back from maternity leave! I missed her!
  9. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You shouldn't post drunk, man. He couldn't be serious, could he?
  10. Re: City of Heroes (Champions of Champion) That is too bad. I tend to play the Hero Side. Villains were fun, but ...I wanna be a hero.
  11. Re: City of Heroes (Champions of Champion) Our plan is working...
  12. Re: Normal in a Supers Land Well, depending on how your GM runs the game you could also go deep into the influence (non combat) arena. Lot's of contacts, multiple identities, etc.
  13. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Take a long line - Mick Ronson
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q) Work Hazards for JOhn Holmes? A) Michael Picasso, Goodnight.
  15. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Can't Live Without Love - Stan Bush
  16. Re: Musings on Random Musings Something like that. It was just us "kids" Bill, John, Marie, and me. We ate pizza and played games, notably: Buzzword and ... a similar game...hmm I can't remember now. both were clue/guess word games. My teams took 9 of 9 games. We rotated partners each game. It was fun. For christmas I got The Greatest American Hero, Season One. What a child I am.
  17. Re: City of Heroes (Champions of Champion) oooh. I made a new toon on Champion, Arctik Angel. She's got wings. Can't fly yet, but she's got nice feathered wings. Someone invite her to the superteam!
  18. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Slippin' Away - Dokken
  19. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Well, my best friend is still in town. He just invited me to dinner. Once again, I've been acting like a complete jackass. Course it took him the better part of a week to get a hold of me when he was in the same frickin' town. But still, I gotta stop being a jagov.
  20. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Don't worry about it, that would have been a Killer soliloquy if Blazestar hadn't blasted you in the middle of it."
  21. Re: CHAR: Captain America *sniff* I love it when my thread brings people together.... even if it is to beat eachoter with Wikireferences
  22. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? You Don't Want Me Anymore - Steel Breeze (Thanks Youtube!)
  23. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Money Talks - Saga
  24. Re: Good-by Brick that would drown him, not hurt him. actually, just bear hugging him and crushing him would work I think?
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