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Re: Answers & Questions A. He's earnest, but pretentious. Q. So the next film in the Earnest series has Ernest winning the lottery and attempting to become high-class. What are we gonna call it? A: You realize, of course, that this means war.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Mr. Clinton! Brock Hunter KLBS News, any comment on this photo we have of you and Mr. Kerry sharing a jacuzzi in the Bahama? A. To be perfectly honest, what I'm really thinking about are dollar signs.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's the problem with your stegosaurus skin bike seat-cover? A: It'll explode if anyone but me turns it on.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: so you think this odd skin condition of yours is due to what? A: It's my party and I'll rant if I want to!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is there orange-scented napalm allover the place? And why haven't you raked the leaves yet? A: I'm Going To Disney Land!

Re: Answers & Questions Q. The Wheelchair Coalition is calling for Zornwill's head on a platter! What did he tell them? A: You can't think with your clothes on.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. The incantation to summom a mad Dane goes how? A. I want to kill her, really, but it would just mean I'd have to do her job and mine.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So tell me Tim. how is that list of times you've actually won anything against Starlord? A. There's a black kitty dozing in a sunbeam over here.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. MightBec, what are you doing in that hole with Rachel's and Kara's diaries? And did I mention they had it wired? A. I feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty! I Feel Pretty, and Witty and Bright!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you were walking the dog one chilly February morning and you saw WHAT? (FYI, allmost a true statement) A: I am a Bitch, I am nothing but a Bitch, and you will appreciate it!

Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, Rebecca, how would you describe your daughter? A. But it's allmost time for me to get to work!

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do you stay in shape between gaming sessions? A. I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! (if I can find a pic small enough!)

Re: A Thread for Random Musings have you ever noticed how loverly a warm autumn day can seem when you spent the day before trapped, sick in your bed? How much nicer it is to be outside when you didn't have that option the day before? How strange and wonderfull it all seems, as if you've seen it just for the first time?

Re: Answers & Questions A: Except in Iowa Q. It's legal to marry a consenting duck where? A. a string of red, a candle pink, and all the things to make you think.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. and so now I need what to put the ultimate shine and protective coat on my new car finish? A. Three empty Coke cans, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and a Dream Journal.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You think my new dress looks like what? A. We have a tool for that.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And one more... We're playing Mechwarrior, standard gaming configuration, drinks and snacks intermixed with dice and character sheets. The GM is describing the battle we're about to plunge into, not a pretty one, we're outnumbered badly and stand a good chance of losing. The GM asks our leader for his plan, to which, the player, who has just knocked over his soda onto his character sheet , replies "I wet my Mech!" Is that what they call alternate realities paralleling each other?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And I'm suprised John T. didn't post this one, since he's the one who did this (I think) Many moon ago, we were putting together Champions character for a new campaign, and the GM asked Jack, who was buiding a Brick with some Mentalist powers to describe the special effects for his characters powers. Jack replies with "By the Powers of my mind I can make myself incredably dense." To which John follows up with "Duh." (the kind of noise a less than average intelligence person makes when their thinking REALLY HARD.) We all fell out, and we never let Jack live it down.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This happened to the same group I inflicted "Wallace" on... Slim, the elf street samurai is trying to finigle some information from a pair of Trolls who had maybe 1 point of intelligence between the two of them (sometimes stereotypes are FUN!) Slim " so do you know the name of the guy who was in here last night" Troll looks puzzled, confers with his brother, turn back to Slim and replies "Yes" Slim "Can you tell me his name?" Troll looks puzzled, confers with his brother, turn back to Slim and replies "No" this goes for several minutes, with Slims frustration obviously mounting. Finally he bribes them with "Stuffers" (ie: Shadowrun junk food) to get the info he needs, but most of the fun was the GM watching the player trying to come up with the right questions to ask. Occasionally I enjoy being sadistic.

Re: I' m in a philosophical mood tonight. MMmm, that is a tough one.. Crimson Aura - well, considering she's half demon herself, she could easiely become a bad guy if there weren't any to fight! I think she'd have a hard time accepting a "Utopian" world because somewhere in the back of her mind she would suspect it was just someone way of controlling/enslaving everyone (ala "Brave New World") Starry Knight - she had the chance to be in on the ground floor of the creation of a new nation, and knows that taking care of everyone isn't easy. But since she's also a singer/exotic dancer, she'd love to spend her time singing, dancing and spending time with her recently reunited with husband. Blaze - she didn't start out to fight crime, just to gain fame and fortune for herself. Her morality lead her to oppose villians, but in their absence, she'd still be out for herself. Mmm, it would seem that a character who was in the game just to fight crime would probably have it rough in a perfect world. Most of my heros were such by necessity, not choice (probably some sort of reflection of my own physche) and would continue to have things to do if all the villians in the world were gone.

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