Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
From a pick-up starwars game last night:
A wookie and a human walk into a bar. (stop me if you've heard this one...)
When questioned about his comrade, the human answers, "Him? He's my fur coat, I just haven't had it killed yet."
Later in the same scene, the wookie is questioned by another wookie, to which he responds, "Oh, Him? He's my condom. I just haven't used him yet."
"If we're not here to make trouble, what the hell are we here for?"
On trying to break into a prison:
"We'll get the wookie arrested. Just think of all the things you can hide in a wookie."
"As long as we come out of it alive, it's alright."
Two Jedi, A Killian Ranger (alternate force tradition), and two droids are breaking into a prison disguised as maintenance workers.
The Killian Ranger and one Jedi are arguing in a corner, attempting to look nonchelant, when they are approached by a dark jedi and the obligatory cadre of stormtroopers.
Dark Jedi: "I'm not sure... Which one of you is it?"
Ranger: "What do you mean? We're just cleaners."
Dark Jedi: "Spare me. Which of you is the Jedi?"
The Jedi and the Killian turn away from him and huddle. Rock, Paper, Scissors ensues. The Jedi throws scissors. The Killian throws rock.
Ranger: "HA!" Points to Jedi "He is."
Just after the group has defeated the DJ, and finishes dispatching the stormtroopers, another three platoons of stormtroopers enters the causeway, escorting the prisoners we'd gone to recover. With bodies littering the floor, the Killian ranger calmly steps up to the officer apparent and says, "We'll take them from here."
Persuasion check = 1,1,1
"Oh, okay." And they turn around and leave.