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Thirdbase

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  • Birthday 08/17/1966

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  1. Q: Why are you in Georgia, not Pamplona? A: Grond is at the door looking for his sister.
  2. Q: Is Ewok edible? A: 5000 monkeys minus their keys.
  3. Q: Who did you say was replaced by a monkey with a copy of Word? A: The Klingons took decades to kill all of the Ewoks.
  4. Q: What happened to the tires on your car? A: Janet Jackson's breast.
  5. Q: Tell me again what happens when the wind blows in the opposite direction? A: Ducks taking the train south for the winter.
  6. Q: You haven't finished knitting me that scarf yet, have you? A: Robert Jordon with a typewriter.
  7. Q: What are those wussy New Yorkers complaining about now? A: Conan the Librarian, in the library, with a date stamp.
  8. Q: Describe part of your anatomy? A: I voted for The Tick.
  9. Q: The Big 10 has 11 schools in it, what is the solution? A: Your other right.
  10. Q: Why was watching Rachel chase Tim with her bat so disappointing? A: He's got a nug, and he knows how to use it.
  11. Q: What did the leprachaun say just before he gave you that pot of fool's gold? A: Terror alert level: Mauve.
  12. Q: Now that you've asked that last question, what's going to happen? A: Tim just hijacked the spaceshuttle!
  13. Q: What colors are you using for your costume? A: Salmon, lots and lots of salmon.
  14. Q: Who gave the US the Statue of Liberty, what American comedian is popular with the French, and what monument did the country where Jerry Lewis is most popular give the US? A:
  15. Robert Jordon hands down. With an honorary mention to all Piers Anthony stories that exceed the stated number of books in his series. (All of the Xanth books after 3, etc)
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