Bazza

To a certain demographic, reason has become a superstition and thus not used. 

The hardest part about being a vegan is keeping it to yourself. 

So a few kinks to work out. Asked for Data & got Lore by mistake. 

One is wooden and one metal. IIRC. 

If you only believe 12.5 % of the Bible you are an eight-theist.  

If you only believe 12.5 % of the Bible you are an eight-theist.  

Faster than expected. 
 

Duke’s obviously with the Magenta religion. 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Because Acca Dacca is noise pollution. 

Last night my wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I had no idea he could do that."

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Last night my wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I had no idea he could do that."

New BYU Taylor Swift course to be taught by Swiftie philosophy professor
https://universe.byu.edu/2024/01/09/ryan-davis-the-philosophy-of-taylor-swift/
 

My son asked me: “Do trees poop?” I replied: “where do you think #2 pencils come from?”

Tolkien’s Middle Earth > Star Trek. 

My son asked me: “Do trees poop?” I replied: “where do you think #2 pencils come from?”

My son asked me: “Do trees poop?” I replied: “where do you think #2 pencils come from?”

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

nope. Better retreat while you can.