Lonewalker

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
A quick handful of quotes from teh Bunneh's Fantasy HERO campaign - Chronicles of Foxton.
 
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Lady Isobelle Hawthorne: Noblewoman and duelist from neighboring Shelinsibeau appointed Captain of the Baron's Guard. Takes her responsibilities very seriously.
Quion Rake: Taciturn and emotionless (by choice) alchemist serving as records clerk to the Baron. Tortured by guilt over a perceived crime from the past.
Wythri Majaera: Young Elf exiled from her homeland of Pasion and working as an apprentice sage in Foxton. Slightly mad due to the influence of her Wild Magik.
Wallace Gunn: Humble and simple druid and woodsman hired on as the Baron's Forester. Slow-witted and uneducated but dedicated to his duty.
Bri Leith: Boisterous and rough-and-tumble taleweaver from the realm of Kalon across the southern bay. Takes the same fervor to both the battlefield and the bedroom.
 
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Opening the session with the indomitable Captain Hawthorne making her way through the town...
GM: The sunrise creeps up over the horizon...
Quion (OOC): The sunrise has to creep because it noticed that Hawthorne is angry and it's scared.
 
It's the truth...
Bri: We don't just embrace crazy here - we buy it a drink and start french-kissing.
 
During a description of Lady Hawthorne's duties in town...
Hawthorne (OOC): Hawthorne keeps the peace.
Wythri (OOC): Yeah, and it's a .45 Colt.
 
Annoyed with Quion, Wythri drops him from the magical Mindlink...
Quion: I believe I've been unFriended.
 
Opening statement during an interrogation...
Hawthorne: Let me put you at ease. You cannot run fast enough.
 
Regarding one of the other players...
Quion (OOC): He's like a onion with feet.
 
During a discussion on Charisma/Presence and how much it relates to personality or just a nice set of bewbs...
Gunn (OOC): It's really just theoretical charisma versus practical charisma.
 
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Enjoy!
 
Lonewalker

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
More quotes from BunnySue's Chronicles of the Agency campaign.
 
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The Agents:
 
The Patriot - Mild-mannered Army Captain Tom Jefferson transforms in the star-spangled powerhouse when he shouts the magic words, "By the Dawn's Early Light!"
Rocket Ranger - Aviator and inventor Brett Tucker uses his murdered uncle's advanced rocket pack and weapon gauntlets to protect the innocent.
Clubber - Folk musician Charlie Varens uses his superhuman strength and nigh-invulnerability to defend the common, working man.
Havoc - Mysterious Annabelle Leonard gained ghost and luck powers and gave up the thieving life to seek new, more worthwhile challenges.
The Mighty Huntress - A blood transfusion gives mousy librarian Elsie Ashby the ability to take on a half-tiger and all-woman feline form.
Nightwatch - Texas Ranger Jeb Kane utilizes his dark shadow powers to deal with kind of threats even Rangers cannot handle.
Artifact - World-traveling archaeologist Esther Rausch is determined to protect the unknowing public from dangerous magical devices that don't stay lost and uses some of those devices in her quest.
 
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The Agents face down a Mummy guardian who hits them with a Presence attack totaling somewhere in the high 40's. Patriot is unlucky enough to be the first one it attacks...
Rocket Ranger: Remember, Patriot, these colors never run! These! Colors! Never! Run!
Patriot: They never run. They can stand here in a puddle of their own urine with a snot bubble up their nose...
 
Still rattled by the Mummy's Presence attack, Patriot's oratory skills are not up to their usual flash...
Patriot: Don't move another step, you fiend from another dimension...or world...or time...or whatever!
 
In the middle of the Mummy fight...
Patriot: I'm not thinking rationally.
Rocket Ranger: Do we ever think rationally?
Patriot: We're 1930's pulp heroes - what you do expect?
 
The Mighty Huntress tries her hand at some of Clubber's tactics...
Mighty Huntress: The best thing to hit a mummy with ... is his own arm!
Clubber: Actually, a leg is better. It's a heavier limb.
 
The Agents find themselves in an empty burial chamber...
GM: According to the scents, three people came into this room and six came out.
Mighty Huntress: That math doesn't make sense! It still doesn't make sense.
 
The Agents track down the evil cult in the midst of a resurrection ceremony. A number of goons take aim at Nightwatch...
Patriot: Don't shoot this man - he's from Texas. It'll make him mad!
 
The GM's damage dice hated Nightwatch...
GM: Wow - they're really mad at you or something.
Nightwatch (OOC): And that makes their bullets hit harder??
 
During a brief pause in the climatic battle, Patriot and Rocket Ranger discuss tactics against the horde of armed cultists...
Rocket Ranger: Y'know, I'm seriously thinking about using my flamethrower on these guys.
Patriot: Sure. Why not?
Rocket Ranger: That's been your question every time I consider one of my more destructive weapons.
Patriot: And you have yet to give me a satisfactory answer.
 
Havoc is too far away to use her Healing Power on the badly wounded Patriot...
Havoc: Could someone hike Patriot over to me?
 
Artifact takes control of the magic wand animating several mummies and orders them to attack the evil priests...
Rocket Ranger: Go, mummies! Wow - never thought I'd say that.
 
Artifact uses an enchanted blade to sever the soul of the resurrected dark priest...
GM: His scream is so horrible it will haunt your nightmares forever...
Patriot (OOC): After this adventure, it's going to need to stand in line!
 
Good advice in any setting...
Nightwatch: Important diplomatic note - do not walk up to the ancient Egyptian secret society and say 'Sup?'
 
Their mission in Egypt completed, the Agents return home to New York to meet with their commander - Agent Libby Belle...
GM: The duty watch tells you that Agent Belle is on the roof.
Havoc: Oh, no! I didn't think we did that badly!
 
During the debriefing with Agent Belle...
GM: Agent Belle is aware that you succeeded in your mission.
Rocket Ranger: How? We only just got back.
Patriot: Well, the world hasn't come to an end.
 
Patriot's mild-mannered alter ego tries to balance the books following the Egypt mission...
Tom Jefferson: You all saved your receipts, right?
Havoc: Yes, for everything that I actually bought.
 
At the session's cliffhanger ending, a vessel from outer space lands in New York. Stunningly beautiful women dressed in bikini tops, mini-skirts, and fish bowl helmets emerge...
Rocket Ranger: Bet you wish you hadn't worn spandex today, huh?
Patriot: Kind of regretting it, yes.
 
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More in a few weeks.
 
Lonewalker

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

 
Brontus: That wasn't me! It was the gnome! Why am I always getting blamed for his burrito cravings?
 
 
- Lonewalker

Best quote from tonight's game, from a Holy Warrior regarding a emotionally-repressed PC:
 
 
Father Winter: "You know, I have Cure Disease. Does it work on Asperger's?"
 
 
- Lonewalker

Best quote from tonight's game, from a Holy Warrior regarding a emotionally-repressed PC:
 
 
Father Winter: "You know, I have Cure Disease. Does it work on Asperger's?"
 
 
- Lonewalker

Best quote from tonight's game, from a Holy Warrior regarding a emotionally-repressed PC:
 
 
Father Winter: "You know, I have Cure Disease. Does it work on Asperger's?"
 
 
- Lonewalker

Best quote from tonight's game, from a Holy Warrior regarding a emotionally-repressed PC:
 
 
Father Winter: "You know, I have Cure Disease. Does it work on Asperger's?"
 
 
- Lonewalker

Best quote from tonight's game, from a Holy Warrior regarding a emotionally-repressed PC:
 
 
Father Winter: "You know, I have Cure Disease. Does it work on Asperger's?"
 
 
- Lonewalker

Re: Page one of the V&V Conversions is up!
 
Update: None to the page as yet, but I joined the Circle of Heroes so that might increase traffic a bit.
 
I'm moving on the 9th of July, so hopefully after all the chaos settles a bit, I'll get back to the mad world of converting. On the plus side, I have been finding old stuff as I pack, gotten a few gifts from generous board members and downloaded a bit from drivethrurpg. Currently on the "blocks" as it were, are "This Empress Earth", "Enter the Dragon's Claw: Honor", "Opponents Unlimited" (The rest of it), "Terror by Night".
 
I'd also like to heartily thank Redmenace, Alwyn 13 and Superskrull for all of their aid in tracking down material. And Superskrull, TBN arrived in excellent condition, thanks again.