Basil

Re: A Game Of Questions How exact is a tatami mat?

Re: A Game Of Questions What makes you think I own a tatami mat?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thanks for taking that bullet for me.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just say you saw Alcatraz flying by??? A: Norwegian Blue.

Re: what gives your pulp its pep? I just now found this. You are right, THIS is what pulp is about! REPPED! :-D

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Who can tell?!? When a bat "twitters," it's all ultrasonic!

Re: Order of the Stick

Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... ...in his secret identity, he's a noodle!

Re: A Game Of Questions What is "eight and anime," and who are its fans?

Re: Seemingly Silly Things to Model That's when everything went south: Any time the character is involved in (or responsible for) a major failure/blunder, every object within LOS of the character moves a few centimeters southward.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Add days without adding minutes.

Re: Mottos for use in games The Bacandforthtrian adds "O! Land's DNA? Lo!" and asks the palindromedary if he's seen a good a good palindrama lately.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Suggestion: read "The Hunting of the Snark". Also, Martin Gardner's "Annotated Alice".

Re: "Neat" Pictures Perhaps this will inspire Steve to write The Ultimate Whale.

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Knight of the Living Dead.

Re: A Game Of Questions Who ordered the stick insect?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ya gaved me a fail, huh? Ya know what dat means, don'tcha? I's gonna be in yer class again nex' year!!" NT: Other than getting an idiot student a second year in a row, what scares teachers?

Re: Order of the Stick Proof you can be too genre aware.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Country Music Hall of Fame adds "Far-away Eyes" to its list of Best Country Songs Of All Time. NT: Things you'd be pleasantly surprised to find in your local library.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know those people are Fundies disguised as Beduins? A: With bedsheets, mostly.

Re: What would your sidekick be named? The Bacandforthtrian has decided he needs a sidekick, so he's working on.... The Llamall! The Mallard thinks there are a lot of people who need a sidekick - - - excuse me, he said a kick in the side. Sorry for the confusion. The Bacandforthtrian, the Llamall, and The Mallard are all creations of Basil's Twisted Imagination, Unc. All rights reswerved

Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... Your team's super-genius didn't graduate from High School. And he blames "the system" for it.

Re: Your PCs might be Underpowered if... No, you effed it up with knee-jerk political nonsense. :thumbdown

Re: Captain Nebula I love the mixed colors! It gives a feeling of two-mixed-into-one that really makes the character for me. But, to be honest, I do not like the superhero name. "Nova Defensor" makes me cringe. It sounds to me like something from a bad -- no, make that terrible -- TV cartoon show. Personally, I recommend "Between". She/it changes between states of matter, the "cloud" came from between the stars, and her/its personality is between one thing and another. The Bacandforthtrian contemplates removing the "k" ey from Lucius's eyboard. The Bacandforth is another fine product of Basil's Twisted Imagination, Inconceivable; all rides removed. And it doesn't have fingers, so no eyboards are at ris.

Re: What would your sidekick be named? Well, the Infamous Dr. Infamous has the supersonic telepathic mechanical penguins with laser eyes, and the Bacandforthtrian, so he's set. The Mallard, masked crime-fighter and master of the mystic arts of Uzbekistan, has too dangerous a life to subject anyone else to it. That, and he's grim, obsessed, and rather a bore. Basil wishes for a sidekick named Sweet Cicely (assuming the name fits, of course. ) Dr. Infamous, the Bacandforthtrian, The Mallard, and the supersonic telepathic mechanical penguins with laser eyes are just some of the fine products of Basil's Twisted Imagination, Unincorporated. All riots preformated. Sweet Cicely, unfortunately, doesn't seem to exist.