Xavier Onassiss

Someone mentioned Venezuela. Drink!

"That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the girl."

This is a partial list of reasons why I wrote Terracide.

If Trump was out of the picture, I'm not sure if I'd want Pence to be removed as well. Choosing Pence or Ryan sounds like a bad joke, right up there with "Death or Unga-Bunga?"

Some interesting news/analysis here... http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2017/05/18/rosenstein-appoints-special-counsel/

Trump delivering the news that "life isn't fair" to Coast Guard Academy grads has got to be a new high point in irony for this administration. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/03/16/us-coast-guard-objects-trumps-funding-cut/99274238/ Trump: "Life isn't fair." Life: "Trump isn't fair."

Well there you go. Everything he does will be calculated on that basis. Now, at what point does doing a massive reversal and going after Trump actually help his election bid? That's when he flips. Either he's testing the waters or he actually thinks it's almost time.

Looks to me like a mash-up of Galaxy Quest and Other Space, with the least funny bits of both, and no, Seth MacFarlane cannot carry this thing.

I don't really trust this source (I always double check Pajiba, and this story isn't confirmed yet) but apparently some members of the GOP are showing signs of turning against Trump. This might actually be the beginning of the end for him. If Jason Chaffetz has finally managed to grow a pair and start doing his job, it could happen, am I right? http://www.pajiba.com/politics/james-comey-set-to-destroy-two-presidencies-.php

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't hold its head underneath until the bubbles stop coming out.

Awesome Gamer Spouse: "We should get going." Me: "You should put on some shoes, dear." AGS: "Shoes are a pain in the butt." Me: "You're wearing them wrong."

"Dang it, woman, hair care should be consensual!"

Co-worker: "You working until close?" Me: <Looking around at empty store> "Nope, just pretending to work until close. Pays the same, though."

I'd adapt the rules for Complimentary skill rolls for this: +1 for every 2 points of success on the assisting character's skill roll.

The poll lacked an option for "Enestration" so I didn't vote. Apparently Cancer does not do windows....

The smoker you drink, the player you get.

Crossin' the highway late last night, he shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right....

Rags sez hi.

Don't do nuthin' dumb.

Never starting a p***ing contest with a skunk.

"Bilateral varicocele" is one of the new words I learned over the weekend. And now I am on a whole new level of Cranky. Talking to my doctor tomorrow, but it's looking like there are two options: 1) Surgery. 2) Deal with it.

Harold and Kumar Go To Howl's Moving Castle

Friday the 13th Warrior

Once Upon A Time in the West Side Story Of Your Life Of Brian's Song of the South Pacific Rim... okay, I'm stuck.

The Director's Cut.... What's Up Doctor Stranger Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid