Doctor Otaku

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
But, Von D-Man, if men are considered only penises, it's only fair that women objectify themselves...
 
Nah. It's stupid.
 
And if those puppets came in pocket sizes, they'd sell a million.
 
Especially if they're machine washable.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

Hey look! It's Wal-Mart!!!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
My great great great uncle was Black Jack Pershing's Command Sergeant Major in both the Punitive Expedition and WWI.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Looking at that owl and I get this thought in my mind...
 
"I'm only twee and a half years old!"

Re: Answers & Questions
 

Q: I know about the topless dancers, how about something original?
 
A: Wankel rotary engine.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

A doom of black holes, maybe?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

I wonder if there is a toaster big enough to fit all these pop-tarts and their overinflated egos in?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I saw a bumper sticker today that gave me a good laugh and helped to explain why I have a bit of a hard time trying to have a relationship with women these days:
 

 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

I'm reminded of my favorite unmade movie project...
 
Hordes of gigantic bunies crash through city streets, turning over model automobiles.
 
Suddenly, the last straggler shudders as a huge bullet plows through it.
 
Up the street rolls a tank. The camera moves in on the commander's cuppola as it unscrews.
 
A bald head rises, cast in silhouette. As the light gets better, you see him, in a camouflage tank top, strewn with belts of bullets and rippling arms.
 
Then, the light reaches his face, and the lone champion speaks...
 
"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!"
 
FUDD: Night of the Leupus, Part Deux!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Kingman is about 3 to 3 and a half hours norhtwest of Phoenix. That time range is dependant on how much construction activity there is on US 93, any Obliviots, Inconsidiots, Left Lane Vigilantes, and/or Granma/Granpa Piddy Poos there are on the road, and how bad the traffic is on US 60 once it turns into Grand Avenue. I could take I-40 to Flagstaff and then drop down on I-17, but that adds about another 90 minutes to the drive time.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Can't handle the punishment?
 
With my rye wit, I wish I could make some decent bread off of it so I could just loaf around the house....

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Demented Musings...
 
Is it safe to yell "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse?
 
If you are on a sinking ship and yell "Women and children first!" Would there be a feminist backlash?
 
Why do they call it Driving While Intoxicated when you feel great?
 
If an enviromentalist falls off a tree in a forest, does he still make a sound?
 
And just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?