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Tengu King

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey Stumpy, nice beard. Think you're a member off ZZ Top or something? Your axe is all wrong if you do."
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grand Theft Auto: "Really, sir, my friends and I were just LARPing a video game!"
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Of course youre naturally blond and Japanese! What girl today isn't?(Giant sweat-bead forms) NT: Today's Signs of the Apocalypse, from Hollywood...
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, Steven...this is the scene. You and Anthony Michael Hall are wearing bras on your heads, and trying to make a Kelly LebRock of your very own..."
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ahem...fighter one: "I am Maximus, husband of a murdered wife and father of a murdered son. fighter two: "I will crush you, see you driven befoah me and heaw the lamentations of yo' woman.
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1. Marv scares the ladies 2. Old Town is a great place unless you're a cop 3. Parole officers don't look like this is real life!
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blue Fairy: "Okay now, Pinnochio, I'm going to get on all fours. Just look towards my back and start lying...
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ACME Brand Orbital Lasers...4 out of 5 Dr. Destroyers(of various multiverses) recommend them! NT: Bad ideas for theme restaurants
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Y'know, Phil...I do think his Holyness would appreciate his car horn playing "La Cucaracha"
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yoda(to Padme): If twins you have, keep them apart you should. Otherwise, in-breeding there will be. In-breeding leads to Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer leads to hate, hate...leads to the Dark Side.
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