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    wcw43921 reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    A man in Phoenix called his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and said, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
     
    “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
     
    “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so will you call your sister in Chicago and tell her?”
     
    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
     
    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
     
    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”
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    wcw43921 reacted to Starlord in Jokes   
    For his birthday, an old man’s nephew secretly hires a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”
    After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”
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    wcw43921 reacted to Starlord in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    Well, George Clinton is definitely a fan of the Parliamentary system.
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    wcw43921 reacted to Pariah in Random Television Quotes   
    "Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."
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    The Case Against Trump
     
    And once again I remind everyone--
     

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    The Case Against Trump
     
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    The Case Against Trump
     
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    The Case Against Trump
     
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    The Case Against Trump
     
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    The Case Against Trump
     
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    wcw43921 reacted to archer in Jokes   
    I'm pretty sure I heard him on the radio during the moments it took my hand to reach the "OFF" button.
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    wcw43921 reacted to Certified in [Metahumans Rising] New Steel Aces Comic   
    Steel Aces 6: Changing of the Guard
    http://housedok.com/comic/playing-jacks-page-6/
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    wcw43921 reacted to Logan.1179 in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
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    wcw43921 reacted to Ternaugh in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    I dropped off my ballot at one the of 48 early voting stations in Clark County about an hour and a half ago.
     

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    wcw43921 reacted to archer in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    One time when I was sick, the room was spinning while I was unconscious. I woke myself up because I was loudly saying over and over, "Computer: medical emergency over-ride, need site-to-site transport to Sickbay.
     
    Probably the second neatest thing I've ever done while I was unconscious.
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    wcw43921 reacted to Lord Liaden in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    Fred Rogers never talked down to anyone. He treated everyone with respect and compassion. He always told the truth, and didn't shy away from addressing difficult issues. No wonder this administration doesn't understand that that comparison is no insult.
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    Internet Leaps To Mr. Rogers' Defense After Trump Staffer Mocks Biden Town Hall
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