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What did the librarian say when the books were in a mess? We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves!

Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book? Sal: I only have my shelf to blame.

Derek Chauvin guilty of all charges.
 
Good.

Apologies if anyone finds this too political, but the recently passed law is just so ludicrous.
 

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Unemployed

On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week
Runs until Friday

Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
Its the Gregorian calendar (GregOrIan)

They're demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.
I can't wait.

The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
One of them isn't happy

What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?
Cold

Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.

Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?
Because Monday through Friday

Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Thank God It's Monday" ~ My Liver

The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th

"Today its Sunday" Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you'll get another Sunday. it really works... One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours.

Some days, you just can't get rid of a boom.

It could be part of their collective crowbargaining agreement.

I would expect those differences in weight and feel to be a key in the prosecution’s case establishing criminal negligence. Along with training previously provided aimed at preventing exactly this sort of situation. And her confession that she “shot him” immediately after the incident.
 
Her career is over and she will be prosecuted. The Chief of Police is done professionally. Mayor seems to maybe be up next. It’s definitely not an accountability free situation, response seems swift and the charge seems to match the facts as they’ve been reported.

Sounds like the correct charge. Criminal negligence resulting in death.

Kim Potter Charged With Manslaughter In Shooting Of Danute Wright
 
This is the 26-year veteran police officer who mistook her firearm for her taser.

Cool idea.  I’m currently re-reading “Soon I will be Invincible”  where the lead character is Dr. Impossible who is powered by “Zeta Energy”.  So how about Zeta-Men, Zeta-Droids or Zeta-Bots?
   I like the armor picture but how about an alternate look for when he’s puttering around the lab?   Something more like Sivana perhaps?  Something in one of those white, mandarin collared, buttons up on the side, pulp era style Doctor’s jackets.

Soylent Saturdays.  

In Golf, Hideki Matsuyama wins the Masters to become the first Japanese winner
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/56713156

I heard he needed a handler because his mouth had little to no filter.  I kinda understand and respect that lol.  RIP.