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If Vincent Van Gogh was Batman.  .  .

If Vincent Van Gogh was Batman.  .  .

It would have been really NSFW if she'd exposed an ankle in the last panel.

Which is good, because some of the failure modes of rocket pants are frightening to think about.

The accuracy! 
 

Spoilered for NSFW
 
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The older I get, the more I find myself relating to these guys.
 

Ugh, I utterly despised the MCU Spider-man movie.  I actually didn't watch Far From Home because I despised the first one so much, I actually walked out in the middle of it because I disliked it so much.  Barely competent Spidey would be bad enough but condescending abusive Tony Stark was a step to far.  

How come Batman shampoo exists...
 
But not Conditioner Gordon?

I don’t know why Donald Trump wants four more years.
 
He can’t even handle 60 minutes.

That doesn't look like Aflac.  It doesn't even look like Matt Damon.

Quoted For The Mother-Lovin' TRUTH!

Quoted For The Mother-Lovin' TRUTH!

I have to disagree. This election isn't just a referendum on the President, and on the GOP, but on "Trumpism," his entire approach to politics that has so corrupted the American government and divided the American people. Trump and the Republican incumbents have to be so thoroughly trounced that it's clear the great majority of Americans repudiate Trumpism. Nothing less will quiet all but their most fanatical followers, and reassure the rest of the world that the last four years don't represent what America stands for. Otherwise there will be no domestic peace going forward, and the standing of the USA in the world may never recover.

Try this for cute overload
 

Quoted For The Mother-Lovin' TRUTH!

A clerk in a department store that is still operating is approached by a customer who asks for 2 pairs of underwear.
"Only two?" the clerk asks.
"Yeah, I wash one pair in the sink each day and rotate them." the customer replies.
The clerk finds this odd but sells him the underwear.  The next customer comes in and asks for 5 pairs of underwear.
"Well with 5 pairs you won't have to rotate them daily." comments the clerk.
"Yeah, that gives me one pair for each workday.  I just go commando on the weekends."
The clerk is mildly disgusted but sells him the underwear.  The next customer comes in and asks for 7 pairs of underwear.
"One for each day of the week?" says the clerk.
"Yes, and then I do laundry on Sunday." says the customer.
The clerk definitely thinks more highly of this customer than the other two.  Then a fourth customer arrives, asking for 12 pairs of underwear.
"Well, you must be a scrupulously clean person." says the clerk.
"You bet!" says the customer, "That gives me one pair for each month of the year."

Quoted For The Mother-Lovin' TRUTH!

STUPIDLY ASKED QUESTIONS
 
The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. 
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).  
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 
 
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)  
A: Depends how much you've been drinking. 
 
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) 
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. 
 
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)  
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. 
 
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)  
A: What did your last slave die of? 
 
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)  
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. 
 
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)  
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. 
 
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)  
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. 
 
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)  
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. 
 
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)  
A: You are a British politician, right? 
 
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)  
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. 
 
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)  
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. 
 
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA) 
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. 
 
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)  
A: No, WE don't stink. 
 
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)  
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. 
 
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)  
A: Yes, gay nightclubs. 
 
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)  
A: Only at Christmas. 
 
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)  
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. 
 
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)  
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first