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wcw43921 reacted to BoloOfEarth in Jokes October 24, 2020

I loved Almost Live. Only show I ever saw do a parody of Quantum Leap - Quantum Leak, where Sam Beckett is leaping through time, fixing plumbing problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3EKb9q0lv4

Also loved their game show: Who Killed JFK Today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRslcMsGlQ

wcw43921 got a reaction from BoloOfEarth in Jokes October 24, 2020

I'm not from Seattle, but I remember Almost Live. Who could forget Bill Nye back in his superhero days? Or Tracy Conway, who I always thought bore a resemblance to adult star Christy Canyon? Or Mind You Manners, With Billy Quan?

"Remember Kids, Be Like Billy--BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!"

wcw43921 reacted to Cancer in Jokes October 23, 2020

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE WESTERN PART OF WASHINGTON STATE WHEN:
You know the Vitamin D deficiency struggle is real.
You know how to pronounce Hoquiam, Sequim, Puyallup, Sammamish, Enumclaw and Issaquah....
You avoid driving through Seattle at all costs.
You know what a Geoduck is.
You consider swimming an indoor sport.
You see a person carrying an umbrella and instantly think...tourist.
Your lawn is mostly moss and you don't really care.
Honking your car horn is for absolute emergencies.
You're EXTREMELY picky about your coffee.
“The mountain is out today", isn't a strange statement.
While out of state you just tell people you're from Seattle since that's the only known city in Washington according to the rest of the world.
You remember Almost Live.
You've eaten in the Space Needle, and while it was delicious, you're never paying $50 for a meal in the sky again.
You rarely wash your car because it's just going to get washed by the rain tomorrow.
You're used to the phrase "No, not DC" when telling out of staters where you're from.
Northface is always in fashion.
You take a warm coat and a hat with you for a day at the beach.
You have mastered the art of doing everything in the rain, because, well, Washington.
You play the "no you go" at four-way stop.
You have had both the thought of how beautiful Mount Rainier is, while simultaneously accepting that it will probably kill you someday.
You get a little twitchy if it's been more than a week since it last rained.
You believe Twilight ruined Forks.
You can say Humptulips, Lilliwap and Dosewallips without giggling.

wcw43921 reacted to Starlord in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules) October 23, 2020

I admire his bravery. Destroying a horcrux is very dangerous.

wcw43921 reacted to Pariah in Jokes October 23, 2020

A man in Phoenix called his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and said, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so will you call your sister in Chicago and tell her?”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”

wcw43921 reacted to Starlord in Jokes October 22, 2020

For his birthday, an old man’s nephew secretly hires a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”

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wcw43921 reacted to Starlord in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules) October 21, 2020

Well, George Clinton is definitely a fan of the Parliamentary system.

wcw43921 reacted to Pariah in Random Television Quotes October 20, 2020

"Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."