We have threads for quotes from games, books, movies, etc. But I think there should be a thread for quotes from life. With or without context. Things you have said or heard yourself, that were not directly lifted from gaming or fiction.
From my divorce:
My wife: "It's not just a sex thing with you, is it? It's a romantic thing."
Me: "You've only now understood that? I always thought it was something that went without saying."
After a silence - Me: "It's taken me seven years to realize, that you and I speak a completely different language of the heart."