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Well, yeah; I recognize the situation. Remember, I taught students who weren't hard math or physical science majors.

Think of it as mental agility tests for GMs.

In at least my state, you can have your remains composted. Whatever your inheritors don't claim goes into a tree farm. What they do claim can be used like any other compost fertilizer. There are limitations on what they will accept, but aside from an upper limit on body weight (250 lb) they make sense.

Short of creating a large, scattershot table of wildly different "unintended effects" and having the player dice off it blindly, I don't know how to game with that sort of randomness. I can't do it as a GM; I can make up stuff on the fly, but it's way too correlated with what I've been doing or thinking about for the last few minutes/hours/days. And, it's inevitably filtered through my own preconceptions about what is appropriate to do to characters in my game. The problem with really unknowable of that sort is that it gives the GM carte blanche to do whatever s/he wants with the characters whenever s/he wants, and there are GMs out there who can't resist yanking that chain (or pulling those wings off of those flies) in ways that are to my thinking completely inappropriate. I admit that I am notorious in our group for never allowing my character to be captured. NEVER. Doesn't matter how far along in the campaign, it's suicide when that approaches, and (in HERO terms) I pay the cost of that mechanism at character creation so it is present (if, perhaps, unexplained) from Time Zero. As a player I admit it is irrational and it's there, and it's drawn comment before on these boards in threads that no longer exist. And it's there because one of my earliest extramural RPG experiences was one where capture inevitably led to the functional equivalent of mind control earworm, and the GM relished abusing people (players, not characters) via that channel. And no, that SHOULD NOT BE PART OF THE GOALS OF ANY GM'S GAME. Got something you as a player object to doing in a game, and you express that objection in the session? It'd happen, guaranteed, in the next session or two, if the GM could fabricate a reason to compel the character to do it. No, that's not what an RPG should be about, but at least at the time I encountered such a GM, these made a nontrivial fraction of the RPG community. (That experience was part of what led me to absent myself from RPGs for most of a decade, but the bigger part of that was that it coincided with most of grad school and the first couple years after it, when I really needed to focus on Other Stuff.)

I know already that there is at least one RPG player with NASA (and in the astronaut corps, in fact). Hope he had a hand in this.

Hm. Didn't realize that 'black pudding' was a RL phenomenon; as a benighted USer I had only heard of it as the old D&D cleanup crew monster. One Christmas back in the early 1970s my brother was given a beanbag chair with a dark brown upholstery. He squinted at it in the pre-dawn gloom and said, "It's a black pudding."

Also from our neighborhood is a famous football guy who served a number of terms in the House, Steve Largent.

Still lots of cap room to be generated for a bunch of teams.

Basic circuit puzzles

"Abdominal" covers so many different things, there's very little information on which one can base speculations.

Prisoners of History, by Keith Lowe (St Martins Press, 2020) An examination of 25 selected monuments for WW2 phenomena, ranging from things ranging from the specific to much broader memorials. Locations span Asia and Europe, with two in the United States (the Marine Corps memorial in D.C., and the mural in the UN Security Council Chamber). Monuments tell stories about the cultures that build them, perhaps even more so than they tell about the events they memorialize, and those stories are usually complex, have very deep emotional and political loading, and often strong controversy both international and internal -- controversy that some cultures choose to ignore or suppress. Highly informative, though I suspect that the political and social contexts described in the book are broader and deeper than the book lays out. Superficially, I wish it had better illustrations.

If you rot15 (not 13) "Bazza", you get "Qpoop".

United Liberty Paper, from Grand Theft Auto IV You got another Q?

Skagit Valley Tulip Festival starts on April 1.

Q: What do you mean that wasn't done by chloromoron? A: Besides, the dunce was wearing ox hide, not suede.

True gaming story: Long ago (roughly 2005, IIRC) our group was playing a Buffy the Vampire Slayer campaign and i proposed building a device based exactly on this sort of thing. A binocular watch camera, one arm of which included a mirror, while the other was pure refractive optics. Since it would have stopped the GM's so-called plot in its tracks, he stonewalled it, even after I pointed to available off-the-shelf optics and gave URL pointers to astronomy image analysis software that would be able to do the almost-real-time image comparisons for detection of vampires.

Death Tribble spends his summer holidays in Weed, California, picking dandelions.

Proxima Centauri b Just one: me nth-order probability vortex induced via quantum bogodynamics

Evil's food: cake, as prepared in Anjer, Java, early in the morning of Monday, August 27, 1883

Wildcard: theme music, E Minor 5/9 Minor/5, from Triumvirat's debut album, Mediterranean Tales.

Color: Black Bolt