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Kyle A.

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  1. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Yes! I love country western Jesus!" "Who cares? You loved punk rock Jesus and disco Jesus too!"
  2. Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread. I love that gothic, germanic, batmanic, knight a few pages back! I am stealing that picture for use in my campaign.
  3. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "You mean the butler really did it?!" "Yes, that is exactly what I mean." "Kickass."
  4. Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread. He's okay.
  5. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fine! I'll lick the tiger! Are you happy now?! It was a weird night.
  6. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "For the last time. The DOG is the Dragon of winter, the scroll is Proffessor Bergen, I'M the reanimated spirt of Elswer, trapped in girl's body which is trapped in this orb, and you are still George Washington! Now wake up Henry VIII!" Quantam Leap style Time travel, you've got to love it.
  7. Re: Batman Begins: Batman It helps if you squint.
  8. Re: A Thread for Random Mooings I heard a rumoo-r that someone was going to put this thread out to pasture, say it ain't so!
  9. Re: What goes in your heroing kit? I open my eyes and stare at the light source, but I've been told I'm a few beans short of a burrito.
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A demon in the toliet so make sure you hold it in. NT: Things you don't want to hear during a medical exam.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat naked cheerleader day! NT: Bad names for nuns.
  12. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Drat foiled by Zit Cream!"
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ask him what the hell it is.
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Thank you Mr.Mayor for presenting me with the Key to the City. I'd just like to say that, Liberty Lad your fired, I hate you, I've always hated you so I'm replacing you with Helper Lass and you know... she puts out. Anyways thank you again Mr. Mayor."
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone this is Billy, he's five years old and has severe ADHD he'll be runing all of exsistence. NT:Worst possible thing to say when meeting her/his parents for the first time.
  16. Re: Enforcer's new Campaign! Repped
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There is just something satisfiying about wade waist deep through human waste. NT: Rejected TV Show names.
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat self warming boxer shorts!
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sound does a cow making hitting a tin roof at 102mph? A: Potatoes and Jesus.
  20. Re: Champions Jargon Char-men: People that can't take a grab and crush from the team brick. TV Repair Man: A Character in a stupid and unconvincing disguise that works because of a great roll. You see your Grandpa: Player Character has just been killed. Sumo Ninja: A Brick that tries to be stealthy. Invincible Afghan: Any minor NPC that somehow manages to stay alive and concious against a super. It was coined by me durring a game of Risk. The last territory I owned was Afghanistan and I only had one army defending it, I won every defense for an hour!
  21. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Some new people moved in nextdoor to my parents and two of them stole my parents ladder. Turns out they are the cousins of my sister's boyfriend. So he made them give back the ladder and cut my parents grass. True story.
  22. Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread. Falleen The Falleen are a scaled, cold-blooded, reptilian humanoid species with pigmentation that varies with mood, known to be as long lived as the Hutts (the Falleen have an average lifespan of 250 Standard Years) who inhabit and originate from the planet Falleen. They are capable of exuding pheromones that make all but the most determined of humanoids of opposite sex become strongly attracted to them, in addition to their intrinsic beauty and symmetry. They also possess considerable physical prowess and the ability to hold their breath for prolonged periods, both thanks to their reptilian heritage. The most well known Falleen is Prince Xizor, the head of the criminal organization Black Sun during the late Empire. Their reserve, and cultural snobbery, has led to the Falleen adopting an isolationist stance, protecting their feudal social structures and culture; their natural secretive tendencies were only reinforced by a tragic accident: -6 ABY, an Imperial bioweapons laboratory located in a major Falleen city, which was a personal project of Darth Vader, suffered a leak of an advanced, highly virulent, flesh-eating microorganism into the city- to stop the plague from spreading, Darth Vader commanded that Order Base-Delta-Zero be executed on the city and its environs, or in other words, massive orbital bombardment meant to destroy all vectors for the organism, and the micro-organism itself. This led to the death of 200,000 Falleen, among which were all of Xizor's relatives (a probable explanation for his vendetta against Darth Vader). Sadly I knew all this before going to Wikipdia.
  23. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And now for the only good reason to leave Wolverine on the team...shower time."
  24. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Du Riechst So Gut - Rammstein.
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